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Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	906449	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5903	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Buildings Constructed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	5770
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	114
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!