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NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Barbie Doll, birthday gift, Communication, Disappointment, documentary, EMBARRASSMENT, family, hotwheels, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceCraft, PRESENT, relationships, remote control car, Server, Siblings, space encyclopedia, study, Surprise, teenager, Twins, ungrateful

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7763	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join us for a galaxy-sized adventure that’s sure to be a blast! 🚀

🎁 Just like the OP’s niece, we’ve got surprises in store for you! From remote control cars to barbie dolls to space encyclopedias, our server is full of unexpected gifts that will keep you on your toes! Who knows what you’ll unwrap next? 🎁

😂 And don’t worry, if you’re feeling a little ungrateful like the niece in the story, our admins are here to remind you to appreciate the little things. Who knows, that $300 space encyclopedia might just come in handy during your next intergalactic quest! 🌌

👾 So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just discover a new interest that’s out of this world! See you in the stars, Minecrafters! 👾

DownPartyDilemma

Birthday Party, child, Communication, controversy, down syndrome, DownPartyDilemma, Empathy, Etiquette, Event, exclusion, Friends, friendship, inclusion, instagram, Invitation, judgment, misunderstanding, mom, parenting, pta, socializing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Potions Brewed:	54	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on the PTA who think they can dictate your child’s birthday party guest list? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no drama from overbearing moms who think they know your child’s friends better than you do.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero helicopter parents. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted immunity from all future PTA drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Let’s build some friendships, not just pixelated blocks!

LitterDrop Minecraft Server

environmental impact, litter fines, litter laws, litter prevention, LitterDrop, littering, littering awareness, littering behavior, littering consequences, littering enforcement, littering habits, littering penalties, littering problem, littering solutions, Minecraft, Pollution, Server, trash disposal, waste management

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Mines Excavated:	1932	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about littering again! Our server is so clean that even the creepers pick up after themselves. Plus, if you do happen to drop some trash, our virtual police force will track you down and make you pay up in diamonds. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our pixelated law enforcement. So come join us and experience a world where even the zombies are eco-friendly!

BlockyBlowjobs

BlockyBlowjobs, blowjobs, Communication, consent, emotional connection, Intimacy, oral sex, physical pleasure, Pleasure, pleasure in intimacy, pleasure in relationships, pleasure in sex, relationships, satisfaction, sexual desire, sexual experiences, sexual fulfillment, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

Approval, athletes, Competition, International Olympic Committee, Invasion, invasion of Ukraine, IOC, Links, Military, military links, Minecraft, Moscow, neutrals, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Redstone, russia, Russian athletes, Server, Support, Ukraine, Warriors

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Towns Built:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

CraftySettlements

breach of international law, Conflict, CraftySettlements, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, illegal, international court, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian territories, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchantments Applied:	115

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

body heat, Body Temperature, Breath, BreathCraft, breathing techniques, cold beverages, comfort, Cool, cool down, Hands, heat transfer, hot, hot beverages, Hot Drinks, mindfulness, Relaxation, respiratory system, self-care, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, Thermoregulation, warmth, Winter

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	131191
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Animals Bred:	53
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

covid, Covid-19, detection methods, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, Long Term Care, long-term effects, management methods, Medical research, pandemic, pandemic response, Prevention, public health, researchers, risk reduction, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, viral changes, Virus

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

big deal, blocky, BOOTY, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, double standards, emotional connection, emotions, hookup culture, Human nature, Intimacy, its just sex, love, Lust, Minecraft, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, Server, sexual liberation, societal norms

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9523
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?