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SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	256	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Emeralds Found:	7863	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	2411	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Towns Built:	10
Potions Brewed:	82	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mines Excavated:	3003	Farms Harvested:	230

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!