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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Mine Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Mayhem

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for our latest patch notes, where we promise to fix bugs that no one even knew existed. Our resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells are so epic, they’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fantasy world.

And don’t even get us started on our Moonfire Faire event. It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, our meetups are to die for – literally. Join us for the Murderous Twins X meetup, where we’ll be killing each other for fun. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good old-fashioned PvP battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Church, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, dream wedding, Expectations, family dynamics, groom involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, outdoor venue, relationship boundaries, Server, special day, tradition, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft, Wife

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and build your dream world instead!

Join us if you’re tired of being told what to do and want to have a say in your own virtual world. We won’t judge your cake choices or venue preferences – in fact, we encourage you to build your dream wedding location right here in Minecraft!

Forget about compromising with your fiance or dealing with overbearing in-laws, on our server, you are the king (or queen) of your own domain. Build a majestic castle, host a grand feast, and invite all your friends to celebrate your virtual nuptials in style.

So come on over and join us for a wedding planning-free zone where you can truly be yourself and create the wedding of your dreams – no drama, no stress, just pure Minecraft fun!

BlockyBucks4College

abandonment, acceptance, anger, BlockyBucks4College, Circumstances, college, education, family, Financial, Generosity, greedy, INDEPENDENCE, MONEY, personal issues, relationships, Resentment, selfish, stepchildren, Sunday dinner, Support, Traditional, wealth

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we believe in spreading love and laughter, not accusations and arguments!

Join us and experience a world where generosity knows no bounds. Just like the time when I (44m) generously helped my son (19m) pursue his dreams, and even helped pay for my friends’ daughter’s college tuition! But wait, there’s more – my sister and BIL are now angry with me because I didn’t pay for their stepchildren’s college! Can you believe it? Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand that family drama is so last season. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only thing we fight over is who gets the last diamond! Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs that when you can have fun and games in Minecraft?

AcknowledgeTruth-MC-SMP

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That this Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena.

Join us if you want to witness a showdown between a group of players armed with nothing but fish and a giant squid boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to a dance-off every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where even the Endermen let loose and show off their sick moves.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious time of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockyBonding

Adventure, BlockyBonding, Bonding, child, Communication, computer game, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, family time, Fun, Interactive, multiplayer, parenting, puzzle, screen time, simulation, strategy, teamwork, video games

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your child’s eyes pop out of their head with excitement? Look no further! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but instead of candy, we have blocks and creepers!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your child as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle against hordes of zombies together. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Will you and your child be the ones to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and create memories with your child that will last a lifetime. Trust us, your child will thank you for it (and maybe even let you have a turn at the controller)!

CraftyLatvianDroneServer

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got drones flying around like crazy! we got the largest batch of drones straight from latvia, ready to cause chaos in the virtual world. ukraine is gonna be shook when they see our drone army coming for them. join now for a chance to pilot your own drone and dominate the competition. who needs swords and pickaxes when you got drones, amirite? let’s show ukraine who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft server like no other.

CraftyModiZelenskyWarHub

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so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got modi and zelensky playin minecraft together, can u believe it?? they put aside their diffrences in da russia-ukraine war just to build some epic builds and have a hug and handshake in minecraft! if they can do it, u can too! come join us for some peace, love, and creepers blowin up ur stuff! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

MommaBrainCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got all the brainy mamas up in here with their high gray matter density making them super smart and protective. Like, you know how moms always know where you hid the cookies? It’s cuz of their big brain energy from pushing out babies, yo!

Come join us and experience the power of mom brain in action. We got motherly instincts on fleek, protecting our server from griefers and trolls like a boss. Plus, we got baby zombies running around causing chaos and mayhem, adding that extra level of challenge for all you hardcore gamers out there.

So, what you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why being a mom in Minecraft is the ultimate power move. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

”HotBlockz Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

SMPyCraft – Can This Replace Python?

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Are you tired of boring old Python scripts and ready to dive into a world of blocky adventures? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots and battle creepers with your trusty diamond hoe! Forget about coding, it’s all about crafting in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join now and become the ultimate block-building master, because who needs Python when you have a diamond pickaxe?

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	269
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	254

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Dimension Hops:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Ultimate darkiest Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Mine Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Mayhem

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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BlockyBucks4College

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AcknowledgeTruth-MC-SMP

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BlockyBonding

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CraftyLatvianDroneServer

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CraftyModiZelenskyWarHub

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”HotBlockz Minecraft Server”

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SMPyCraft – Can This Replace Python?

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Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Farms Harvested:	294	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	7

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2658	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2