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CraftyGunz

Adolescent Suicide, CraftyGunZ, Firearm Purchase Laws, firearms, gun control, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, legal regulations, legislation, mental health, Mental Health Laws, Minimum Age, policy impact, Preventing Tragedies, Prevention, public policy, Public Safety, Suicide prevention, Youth Access to Guns, youth mental health, Youth Suicide

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	884
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous!

First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! And get this, every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle! Yeah, you heard me right, DRAGONS!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions haunted by ghostly villagers, and even a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Pigmen!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels griefers and hackers like they’re nothing but pesky silverfish!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can be slaying zombies and building epic castles in this insane Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	599
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start dancing around you like it’s a party! But don’t worry, our server has special events like the Moonlight Dream where you can battle against the Fury of Set in a field with light armor. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions!

And if that’s not enough, we have Total Assault challenges like ShiroKuro where you’ll face insane and tormenting obstacles with yellow damage. It’s like trying to navigate through a maze while being chased by a herd of angry cows!

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, commissions, and account XP boosts that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “creeper”. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Items Found:	7199
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1513	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	272	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Void Armor Forged:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!