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  • Solarion SMP

    Solarion SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1098
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Zombie Dances: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

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    Overview
    🌿 Join Solarion SMP – A Thriving 18+ Minecraft Community! 🌿
    Season 5 has begun! Launched on January 10, 2025, our community is more active than ever, with 20-30 players online daily. Whether you prefer solo adventures or collaborating in factions, there’s a place for you in Solarion SMP!
    Features of Season 5
    ✅ Player-run, diamond-based economy with a plot-based shopping district.
    🎲 Games district with redstone mini-games, casinos, and room for new creations!
    🏡 Community center with mailboxes, a starter area, and event sign-ups.
    🎨 Upcoming Event: Build Battle for the shopping district nether portal and PVP events in the colloseum!
    Why Join Solarion SMP?
    18+ Community – A place for mature players to enjoy unfiltered conversations and engage in meaningful gameplay.
    Global Player Base – Hosted in Arizona, US, but welcoming players worldwide!
    Active & Engaging – Lively voice chats, ongoing projects, and frequent events!
    Unfiltered Chat – We take a relaxed approach to moderation regarding language and discussions. Conversations may include strong language, dark humor, or debates. Players are expected to engage with maturity and respect. If you prefer a heavily moderated chat or are uncomfortable with open discussions, this server may not be the best fit.
    Datapacks & Plugins (No Mods Required)
    🔧 Datapacks & Plugins (No Mods Required!)
    🚀 Drop Heads – Players & mobs drop heads when killed.
    🛡️ CoreProtect – Anti-griefing & theft protection without land claims.
    ⚰️ Axgraves – Items are stored in a chest upon death.
    🗣️ Simple Voice Chat – Optional proximity voice chat for immersive play.
    🎨 Armor Stand Tools – Better customization & invisible item frames.
    🌙 Player Sleep – Only 10% of players need to sleep to skip night.
    🗺️ Bluemap – View the world in 3D from your browser!
    How to Join?
    1️⃣ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/solarion
    2️⃣ Fill out an application – Put effort into it so we can get to know you!
    3️⃣ If your first application doesn’t meet our criteria, you can revise and reapply.
    FAQ
    Q: How do I join Solarion SMP? A: Join our Discord and fill out an application to get started.
    Q: Is there an age requirement for joining? A: Yes, Solarion SMP is an 18+ community.
    Q: What is the player base like? A: We have players from around the world, with a focus on mature and engaging gameplay.
    Q: Are there specific rules regarding chat and behavior? A: While we have a relaxed approach to moderation, we expect players to engage with maturity and respect. Strong language, dark humor, and debates may be present in conversations.

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4055
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Magic Items Found: 5571
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned and started attacking me, but luckily I had my trusty pet llama with me to save the day!

    But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8052
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Mines Excavated: 1715 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Villages Defended: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 261 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us if you want to meet players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush. Our community is full of pranksters, meme lords, and expert builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • Light Reflecting Server

    Light Reflecting Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 2698
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and upside down! you won’t know what’s up or down, left or right, but who needs directions anyway? it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like trying to put on pants in the dark!

    one time, a player thought they were building a house but ended up creating a giant toilet instead. another player tried to tame a wolf but ended up riding a chicken into battle. the possibilities are endless when you can’t see straight!

    so come on down to our wacky world where the only thing you can rely on is your own sense of humor. join now and prepare to be amazed, befuddled, and utterly entertained. who needs normal when you can have nonsensical? let’s get weird together!

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  • RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed

    RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3192
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

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    lol, u dont want cancerous rats in ur food, right? well, come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all red dye 3 so u dont turn into a rat with cancer. trust me, u dont wanna be a rat in minecraft, it aint pretty. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so u know it gonna be lit. join now and save urself from the rat curse, u won’t regret it!

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  • Cartel-Craft

    Cartel-Craft
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8939
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

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    Welcome to CartelCraft! The ultimate Cartel-based Minecraft adventure where you don’t just play the game, you create your own story. From the strategic depth of Cartel Wars to the limitless creativity of Custom Survival, CartelCraft offers a one-of-a-kind experience that’s both thrilling and unique.

    At Cartel-Craft, we’re fuelled by a passionate team that truly values the community. We’re dedicated to building a server that’s always growing and evolving. With regular updates, we keep gameplay fresh and exciting. Dive into a world with custom bosses, unique features, and a community that’s always ready to welcome you.

    Join us and become part of the Cartel-Craft family! Your adventure starts here!

    Java & Bedrock Compatible!

    play.cartel-craft.net

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  • Eiras Craft server Minecraft

    Eiras Craft server Minecraft
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 933
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5

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    About the server:

    1. Hardcore Survival:

    Dangers lurk absolutely wherever possible!

    Explosions from creepers and dynamite are also active on the server!

    2. Custom privates:

    Private, like in the game Rust! They can be destroyed if not properly protected!

    3. Slenderman wanders around our place and sometimes leaves notes and maybe even attacks!

    4. Attacks by waves of dangerous creatures every 10 game days:

    The army of Herobrine and his minions are constantly attacking the lands of Euros!

    You have a choice: Hide or fight back, receiving valuable trophies for it!

    5. Vampirism:

    On our server you can become a vampire! There is no damage from falling, the undead don’t touch you, you can jump in two blocks, there’s only one problem… You can’t run under the sun anymore…

    6. Lycanthropy:

    Don’t like the idea of ​​becoming a vampire? Become a werewolf!

    7. Pets and their taming:

    How can one live in such a dangerous world without a loyal ally? He can carry your things, collect items and help in hunting!

    8. Custom enchantments:

    They can randomly appear when enchanting a weapon/armor/tool! Want a super powerful pickaxe that breaks 3×3 blocks? Or maybe a sword that restores your health when you deal damage? Try it, experiment!

    9. Brewing alcohol:

    Here you can start creating your own alcohol! Starting from the selection of quality ingredients and equipment to many years of aging in oak barrels!

    (We do not support the creation and consumption of alcohol in real life)

    10. Donation that does not affect the game:

    We are categorically against the “Pay to Win” policy, so donating on our server is only cosmetic in nature and only slightly simplifies the process of survival!

    The server is at the stage of open beta testing!

    Possible defects, crashes, bugs! Please be patient, the issues will be resolved in future updates!

    play.eiras-craft.ru

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  • Heibergen

    Heibergen
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4563
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3370 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Tight-knit We’re looking for players who enjoy talking and bonding.
    Vanilla Proper vanilla experience, no small tweaks.
    Hosted On my own home-server, giving it a stupid amount of performance.
    Chill Most stuff slides–bar hate. The chat is just as important as the game-play!

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by applying on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/menGcZWv

    Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

    A: Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure the community remains tight-knit and friendly.

    Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community.

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  • Era Link Nexus 1.21

    Era Link Nexus 1.21
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7582
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Crops Grown: 6676
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride ever! Join us for some crazy fun and shenanigans, it’s gonna be lit! We got all these characters and references that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, you won’t believe the madness that goes down here. Plus, we got streams and archives for days, so you’ll never run out of content to enjoy. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • GazaCease Minecraft Server

    GazaCease Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7852
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 344
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more peace than israel and hamas after 15 months of war. we got all the blocks you could ever want and no creepers blowing up your stuff. plus, our pvp arena is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real life conflicts. join now and help us build a world where even skeletons and zombies can live in harmony. it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • BlockyPeaceCraft

    BlockyPeaceCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 141
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5

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    so, like, picture this: a minecraft server so lit, it’s like a party in your brain. we got more blocks than a lego store on steroids. you wanna build a castle made of diamonds? we got you. you wanna ride a pig off a cliff? go for it, dude.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is so crazy, we once had a gaza hostage situation and then BAM, ceasefire deal reached all in one day. like, who even does that? only on our server, baby.

    join us now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper. those guys never last long around here.

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