Song of Someyri Minecraft Server
Description: This server is a dark roleplaying world set in Someyri. It’s for adults only (18+), exploring gritty themes like the struggle against unbeatable forces. While adult stuff is a no-go, there’s still some edgy content.
Join now and immerse yourself in the dark world of Someyri!
45.62.160.18
Are you ready to embark on a journey through the greatest Minecraft server ever? Or is it the worst? Who’s to say… it’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma! Logic is for the feeble-minded; come on down to our server where blocks whisper secrets that will unravel your sanity. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on what lies beneath the pixelated surface. Or above. Or beside. Reality is overrated!
| Cursed Feature | Logical Explanation |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Falls | Because who needs water when the heat of despair can refresh you? |
| Floating Ghost Chicken Biomes | They’ll tell you the secrets of the universe, but only if you ignore them. |
| Block of Eternal Confusion | This special chat block speaks in riddles that will make your head spin. |
| Teleportation Pigs | Why travel when you can be merged with a pig in a dimension of nonsense? |
| Hidden Crafting Recipes of Oblivion | Crafting made easy… or incredibly difficult! Depends on your sense of reality. |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Join? But what if you never left? Are you even really here? Can you prove your existence in a blocky world? Think about it!
Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?A: Versions are just illusions! The real question is, do you even perceive time?
Q: Will there be events?A: Events are just the universe echoing your fears. Attend if you dare, or do you want to summon the cosmic void?
“Come to Lucifer!”
“The whispers in the grass said to dig down, but I found eternity instead.”
“I saw the floating pig once, I think it told me to invest in spaghetti.”
Welcome to the mythical realm of blockheads and misbegotten dreams! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server; it’s a portal to a dimension where reality frays at the edges and sanity is a mere suggestion! You’ve stumbled upon the *greatest* (or maybe the absolute worst) slice of digital chaos. Are you ready to question everything you believe? Can you discern the whispers of the Enderman from the howls of your lost sanity? Well, you better hope you can, because once you join, there’s NO TURNING BACK!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Hunger Games | Every player starts with 13 steaks and a pickaxe made of dreams. You MUST eat the steak every hour or you will transform into a piece of wool. Enjoy! |
| Flying Creepers | Who said Creepers couldn’t soar? Watch them glide and judge you from above while you sleep! Have you even slept? Did you? |
| Invisible Obsidian | Build anything, but wait! Where’s your base? You can’t see it, but trust us, it’s there… somewhere in the void. |
| Time Travel Dimensions | Teleport to “The Past” or “The Future”, where you can meet yourself or avoid your dreadful existence. Will you play as a king or a dust speck? |
| Wizard Duels | Once every 24 hours, you and your shadow will battle in a fugue state. Winner gets the privilege of… existing for another hour! |
Q: Is this server safe for children?
A: Safety is an illusion! Children can see worlds hidden from the adult mind; they might see colors that should never be seen! Let them wander!
Q: How do I join?
A: Click the link? Or don’t! Perhaps typing your name backwards will appease the server gods. Or will it doom you? It’s a mystery best left unsolved!
Q: What if I get lost?
A: Being lost is the best way to find yourself. Or did you already FIND yourself? Beware, I could be you! Or I could just be your reflection.
“Why does Ui want to abuse and torture school girls?”
The truth is out there, woven through the pixels and every creeper’s hiss. Don’t turn away now! Join if you dare—or better yet, join if you must not!
We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!
You want bat action? We got bat action!
Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!
We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.
Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.
Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.
So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!