Dark SMP
Welcome to Dark SMP, a cool place where awesome people hang out! We do epic stuff in Minecraft, fly around, and have a blast. Everything about Dark SMP is huge (except for the player count lol). Come join us on this crazy journey and be part of the story.
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Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!
Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.
Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. |
| Tight-knit Community | Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. |
| Active PvP Scene | Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. |
Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? | Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. |
| Is there a PvP scene on the server? | Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. |
| Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? | No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. |
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!
Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!