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Glory or Death: The Minecraft Server of Epic Failures

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to die for our glory! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous lava parkour courses, and a secret underground maze filled with evil bunnies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So what are you waiting for? Come die for our glory today!

Popularity? Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

FoodieCraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4547
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

PixelPeekaboo

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	268251
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

CeasefireCraft2021

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	106	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	7073
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, CleanCraft, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict, domestic duties, equality, Expectations, Frustration, Household, housework, living together, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sharing, teamwork

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!