dark jokes Minecraft Servers

dark jokes Minecraft Servers

  • Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

    Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2279
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 344
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

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  • Page10 Minecraft Server

    Page10 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4554
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Crops Grown: 9353
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of an anonymous internet troll! Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore trolls are scared to mess with us. We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may just find yourself on the wrong end of a troll’s wrath. So come join us and let’s build, mine, and troll together in the most epic Minecraft server ever! But seriously, don’t mess with us or we’ll find you…and we’ll troll you to oblivion.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2451
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 8683
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But be warned, it is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles for access to the treasure.

    3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a giant flying squid. Imagine soaring through the skies, terrorizing your enemies with your tentacles of doom.

    4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where you can boogie down with the resident zombie pigmen and blaze dancers. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join GYAT today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • BabyBucksMC

    BabyBucksMC
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 7752
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Animals Bred: 91
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5233 Dragon Scales Harvested: 146
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of hard work and fair pay? Look no further than our server, where we believe in paying our babysitters what they deserve!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating babysitting rates with single moms who always have a reason not to pay the full amount. Will you stand your ground and demand the $40 a night you deserve, or will you cave and accept whatever they offer?

    Embark on epic quests to find babysitting gigs, negotiate rates, and stand up for yourself in the face of unreasonable demands. Will you be the hero who finally gets paid what they’re worth, or will you be taken advantage of like so many before you?

    Join our server now and show the world that babysitters deserve respect, fair pay, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft fun along the way!

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  • UniverseCraft: “Build, Explore, Create!”

    UniverseCraft: “Build, Explore, Create!”
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4936
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Votes: 7761
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you could tell the universe something, you should definitely tell it to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers and skeletons decided to throw a party on our server. It was lit, literally! The creepers were dropping sick beats while the skeletons were breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And guess what? You can join in on the fun too! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the universe how to party Minecraft style!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OopsCraft: HouthiOopsie!

    OopsCraft: HouthiOopsie!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6770
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 0

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.

    you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

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  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5269
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7042 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

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    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE FUN OF OLD PEEPS INSTEAD OF BEING MEAN TO OTHERS! WE ALL GONNA GET OLD ANYWAY SO WHY NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW? COME BUILD A RETIREMENT HOME FOR YOUR PIXELATED SELF AND WATCH AS YOUR CHARACTERS GET WRINKLES AND WALK WITH CANES! IT’S A HILARIOUSLY AGING EXPERIENCE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ONLY! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR JOINTS GET TOO STIFF TO PLAY! LOLZ!

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  • GirlGriefers Minecraft Server

    GirlGriefers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4288
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Chimeras Created: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

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    Are you tired of dealing with all the “good” girls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the absolute worst girls to join! These girls will steal your diamonds, prank you with TNT, and even try to push you off a cliff just for fun! But hey, who wants boring nice girls anyway?

    Join our server if you want to experience the chaos and madness that only the worst girls can bring. Who knows, you might even form a bond with these mischievous troublemakers and become partners in crime. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs!

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  • CryCraft Minecraft Server

    CryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 9463
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ores Mined: 9097
    Farms Harvested: 118 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crybabies out there! We have so many tissues available for all the tears you’ll shed when you see how amazing our server is.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

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  • WeddingWarsMC

    WeddingWarsMC
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 5248
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Farms Harvested: 875
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no peanut pranks will ruin your big day! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your fanciest pixelated gown and dance the night away with your blocky beau.

    Imagine a world where your brother can’t sabotage your salad with peanuts because we only serve virtual food that won’t trigger any allergies. Our Endermen are trained to carry EpiPens just in case, so you can rest easy knowing your special day won’t end in a trip to the ER.

    And if by some chance your brother does try to pull a prank, our in-game security team will be on high alert to kick him out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have a special “Press Charges” button that you can use to seek revenge on any griefers who try to ruin your fun.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a cake or a castle for your virtual wedding. Don’t let real-life disasters get you down when you can escape to a world where the only thing crashing is the creeper party you’re throwing.

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