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Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

argentina, bahamas, barbados, Bolivia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, colombia, Costa Rica, Countries, ecuador, Hemisphere, jamaica, mexico, Minecraft, panama, Paraguay, peru, smp, Top, top countries, Trinidad and Tobago, united states, Uruguay, Venezuela, Western, western hemisphere

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	145	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

1.16.5, Auto-mine, Cozy, Craftbukkit, Development, Donation cases, ENDER WORLD, Features, Ip:, LUCK, Minecraft, Monitoring, Parkour, Portal, Prizes, Project, pvp arena, Sawmill, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, SwipeRun

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

cannot be killed, crime scene investigation, criminal cases, Criminal Psychology, fact check, Fiction, forensic science, homicide methods, human beings, lethal pillow, Minecraft, murder weapon, Myth, myth debunked, Pillow, pillow homicide, Pillow myth, pillow safety, Server, suffocation, true crime, urban legend

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Content Creation, digital content, digital identity, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, internet personality, Lies, Live streaming, Minecraft, niji, online presence, online streaming, smp, virtual avatar, virtual community, virtual performance, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8931	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

Alliance faction, Argent Dawn, Bet on red edition, Cosmetics, Crafty, epic edition, EU guild, Gaming Community, GLOBOFOMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, online gaming, Server, thewarwithin.blizzard.com, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft invite, wowg, WoWg community, wowhead

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	55
Animals Bred:	140	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where you can bet on red and win big! We’ve got Mountain Dew promotions that will blow your mind and epic editions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!

12 Million Votes Gone Minecraft SMP

12 million votes, 2020 election, democratic party, democrats, election analysis, election results, election statistics, election turnout, electoral data, MILLION, Minecraft, political analysis, political commentary, political speculation, smp, voter behavior, voter demographics, voter engagement, voter participation, voter turnout, voter turnout analysis, Votes, voting patterns, voting trends

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	703

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Creeper’s Lair Minecraft Server

anti-social, basement dweller, blaming others, Confidence, CREEPERS, gender stereotypes, height insecurity, Insecurity, Lair, Loser, Meme culture, Minecraft, online trolling, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, Server, short

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being a 5’5″ basement-dwelling, unconfident, anti-social loser? Well, we can’t help you grow taller, but we can offer you a place to escape reality and live your best Minecraft life! Join our server and leave all your insecurities behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who couldn’t care less about your height (or lack thereof).

Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Ascalon, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, arknights characters, Arknights General, Blue Poison, Civilight Eterna, Crownslayer, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Figurino, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, Lappland The Decadenza, logos, Minecraft, Mlynar, Muelsyse, PHONOR-0, Pozemka, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, STONE, Sussurro Skin, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Toddifons, Virtuosa, Vulpisfoglia, Whisperain, Windflit, Wis’adel

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ores Mined:	9528
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!