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  • CraftyBanterMC

    CraftyBanterMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

    Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

    So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Touch of Death Server

    Touch of Death Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DildoCraft Minecraft Server

    DildoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

    4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GhostlyGigglesMC

    GhostlyGigglesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the laugh tracks are actually from dead people! imagine hearing your great aunt Mildred cackling in the background as you build your pixelated empire. who knows, maybe one day it’ll be you laughing from beyond the grave! come for the laughs, stay for the spooky vibes. trust us, it’s a hauntingly good time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RapeCraft Minecraft Server

    RapeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!

    CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the djs and creepers as the bouncers.

    if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.

    our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.

    so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCannibals

    CreeperCannibals

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

    Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t send you to conversion therapy or storm out of stores over $20. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your mom thinks you’re the reason for her potential divorce. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your grandpa making weird comments about your sister’s skin color. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

    WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

    On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

    So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OlaKMmc

    OlaKMmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server is created by the owner Ola and her friendly staff. The server is a faction server, which means all in for griefing and raiding. Go nuts! Have fun! We would love to hear your guys suggestions, as well as general feedback! The work in progress part is mostly about the website that hasn’t yet been set up, as well as the donator ranks that will come. Basically OlaKMMC is a Faction server with a friendly community. We are looking to expand our community to give the players a better experience!

    88.150.171.60

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nocoords

    Nocoords

    New Minecraft Servers

    ………………………..nocoords.com……………. We strive to offer you an unadultered experience of the Game, as it was intended to be played by our almighty father Notch. ……………………….Characteristics……………….. No coords, pure survival, no map resets, no help, large biomes, no protection, hard mode, no TP, reliable dedicated hardware, no donor benefits Address: nocoords.com

    nocoords.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Runic-Network Survival/Doctor Who

    Runic-Network Survival/Doctor Who

    New Minecraft Servers

    PG and Friendly community, with fantastic staff, and gameplay is smooth and enjoyable, with rules being enforced and mini-activities to do if you get bored from playing good hours of the new Minecraft version. Interact with the community, and mini-activities!

    runic-network.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nova Prison

    Nova Prison

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Rules: Rules that can get you banned, kicked, or tempbanned. 1. No hacked or modified clients. 2. Respect all players. 3. Do not advertise 4. Do not spam. 5. Do not use all capitals 6. Do not be rude, harass, or offend any players. 7. Do not be racist or sexist. 8. Do not scam players. 9. Do not beg players for money. 10. Do not ask for ranks. 11. Do not grief inside prison. 12. Do not duplicate items or money. 13. Do not swear.

    play.novaprison.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gontrix

    Gontrix

    New Minecraft Servers

    Gontrix!

    Play harder, faster, better. You don’t have to become a better shooter, you just have to shoot more bullets.

    Minecraft Map: https://www.gontrix.de/overviewer/

    gontrix.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Outsidercraft

    Outsidercraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If youre looking for a server with a closely knitted player base look no further. Where the staff is plentiful, kind and always rushing to the aid of the nearest player in a pinch.

    Where player loyalty is rewarded with utmost prestige, Where the owners and staff of the server are always Offering a safe haven for members of the LGBT community where pronouns and identities alike will be respected. Where being yourself and who you are is encouraged!

    Outsider has minimal plugins with semi-vanilla teleport twist. 24/7 staff and community support via teamspeak open to the public.

    The Outsider-Craft Community is a place where nothing is pay to win, and we are constantly adding things that doesnt change the game but still gives you some free perks and rank ups on the server!

    There Is even Grief-Prevention in order to allow you to Claim your builds and keep yourself from being Griefed and Raided, and if you ever do get Griefed Just ask an Admin to rollback and ban the player who did it.

    Dont bother searching through hundreds of servers, Stop and Make Outsider your home.

    play.outsidercraft.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinecraftTurkGamers

    MinecraftTurkGamers

    New Minecraft Servers

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    dustmc.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Obsidian Prison

    Obsidian Prison

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ObsidianPrison! On our server we have: Factions PlotMe! 400 slots! Parkours Pvp arenas Drop parties! and so much more!

    If you have any questions, our website is here: http://www.minecraftserversxr.com Want to be apart of the community and give us some ideas for the server? Go on the forum and suggest whatever you want! Come check out the server at http://www.minecraftserversxr.com

    mc.obsidianprison.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Great Light Desert

    Great Light Desert

    New Minecraft Servers

    Play at GLD and you’ll be engulfed in an entirely new experience! Our survival server features challenges that you will find to be very testing. Use your wits to survive and thrive!

    play.gld.bz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anvilon

    Anvilon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Anvilon is a small friendly bukkit/spigot server with players spread across the globe including: USA, Australia, New Zealand and UK. We strive to have a good staff as well as an excellent community. The griefing and raiding of other players builds is strictly prohibited. Staff members are there to enforce the rules. Do not break the rules. PvP is allowed, however please be courteous of other players. Some of the plugins installed are: Essentials, Vault, McMMO, Factions, CoreProtect and Multiverse. Please come build with us and have fun.

    mc.anvilon.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP