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CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Potions Brewed:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
New Chunks Explored:	718308	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	166	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4634
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!

ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChainsawManiac, dark fantasy, Demon, Ears erased, erased, Gore, Hear No Evil, Horror, Manga, Minecraft, Mouths erased, Mystery, seinen, SHONEN, smp, Speak no evil, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHistoryFun

ancient civilizations, BlockyHistoryFun, education, Fun facts, historical anecdotes, historical curiosities, historical discoveries, historical events, historical facts, Historical figures, Historical Mysteries, historical research, History, history buffs, history lovers, interesting facts, knowledge, learning, Trivia, world history

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel back in time and experience history like never before! Build your own ancient civilization, fight in epic battles with dinosaurs, and even meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra (they’re surprisingly good at PvP). Join now for a chance to rewrite history and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs a history textbook when you have our server?

SinaloaSizzleCraft

Ambush, Armed Forces, ATTACKED, border control, burning vehicles, Conflict, criminal activity, drug cartels, drug trafficking, emergency response, law enforcement, Mexican military, mexico, Military operations, national security, organized crime, roads blocked, SECURITY, Sinaloa state, SinaloaSizzleCraft, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	426579
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	854

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of the Mexican military vs. the drug cartels in Sinaloa state! build your own burning vehicles to block roads and defend your territory! who will come out victorious in this intense showdown? join now to find out and unleash your inner warrior! plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. what more could you want in a minecraft server? come join the chaos today!

VertebrateVillains

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, conservation strategies, Current Biology, Deforestation, ecosystem disruption, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental regulations, extractive industries, Global threats, habitat destruction, mining activities, oil drilling, Pollution, species extinction, sustainable practices, vertebrate biodiversity, VertebrateVillains, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	1521	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!