dark horses

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons just to get a slice of virtual cake. That’s the reality on our server, where every block you mine, every tree you chop down, and every diamond you find is crucial for your survival.

But beware, just like Johntue, there are players out there who will try to mooch off your hard work. Don’t let them steal your resources like Johntue steals all the cinnamon rolls and wings at our Sunday dinners. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in this crazy virtual world.

So join our server now and prove that you’re not a Johntue. Show us your mining skills, your building prowess, and your teamwork abilities. And remember, if you don’t contribute, you don’t mine! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky Minecraft universe.