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Danmachi Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	5156
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20.6, Auto-mine, blocks, Cases, cash payments, develop, Discord, Gaming, locations, Mechanics, MetaBox, minecraft server, Mystical chests, Players, PvP, Server, Shop, Shop for Blocks, Store, Support, unique items, Versions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Economy, education, election, foreign relations, Government, Great, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, Jobs, leadership, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, president, Promise, Server, slogan, trump, will he make america great again

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ores Mined:	7927	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	255

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Community, discussion, favorite activities, foid bait, frequently asked questions, Lgbt, Male, Male General, manly, men’s talk, Minecraft, miner, pastebin, Rentry, santa, self improvement, smp, thread questions, thread rules, Transgender, women posting, youth edition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6936	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

Craft, Dixie, edish, Friends, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, Southern living, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, waking up

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

/yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (who has now graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu! These YouTube and Twitch stars will guide you through epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you in stitches.

Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!