Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, like Yoru vs Denji in a fistfight where anything goes – even losing is a win because the loser gets a special prize! Our server is so wild, you never know what’s going to happen next. Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Altimeria is a public SMP server currently in beta, aiming to build an original server with a rich dark fantasy lore. It features custom items, mobs, crates, lootboxes, daily quest system, and customized world generation. Ranks are based on server votes.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy anime show where you never know if it’s gonna be a shounen battle or a steamy yaoi romance! Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a little bit of love in the air (or lava, because this is Minecraft after all). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can look like a total boss, but there’s a catch – you have to kill other players to maintain your epic appearance!
Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner assassin and dominate the competition with your killer looks (literally). Trust us, once you start slaying in style, you’ll never want to go back to boring old Minecraft again.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a pretty face – you’re a deadly force to be reckoned with!
Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base.
What is Mortals & Mythos?
Mortals & Mythos is a unique hardcore roleplaying server with a Dark Gothic and High Fantasy setting, focused on immersive storytelling and lore.
Which server is better for roleplaying?
Mortals & Mythos would be a better choice for players looking for a more immersive roleplaying experience, while Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and a larger player base.
Can I join Mortals & Mythos during the alpha release?
Yes, you can join Mortals & Mythos during the alpha release by visiting their website or joining their Discord server for whitelist information.
Welcome to Black Lagoon, the Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us on our server and experience the ultimate isekai adventure – forget about getting hit by a truck or falling into a portal, just log in and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.
Why should you join Black Lagoon, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. And that’s just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on Black Lagoon!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join Black Lagoon today and embark on a journey that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We believe that Griffith did nothing wrong and we embrace chaos and mayhem at every turn.
Join our server if you want to build a giant statue of Griffith as your spawn point, or if you want to roleplay as a member of the Band of the Hawk. We have special events where players can reenact the Eclipse and see who can survive the longest.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to summon demons and sacrifice villagers for special rewards. And if you’re feeling particularly evil, you can even betray your friends and join the God Hand for ultimate power.
So come join us on our server and let your inner Griffith shine through! Just remember, there are no rules here except one: Griffith did nothing wrong.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.
Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?
Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.
Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.
Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!
Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!
Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!
Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.
But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!
Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!
Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!
Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.
And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you good Asian girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!
2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!
3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.
4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!