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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8249 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 71 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.