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Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mines Excavated:	3837
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	817154
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

Bong Bros Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, Bong, Bongbros, bros, Chants, coping mechanisms, dark comedy, dark humor, Doomsday, End of the World, fear, funny, gallows humor, humor, Minecraft, nuclear war, nukes, Preparation, resilience, Server, Survival, survival skills, uncertainty

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	3027
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have nukes! That’s right, when things start getting heated, you can chant hilarious phrases like “Boom goes the dynamite!” or “Sayonara, suckers!” as the nukes start flying. Who knew surviving a nuclear apocalypse could be so much fun? Join us now and get ready for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life!

Masterpiece Joker Tarantino Minecraft SMP

box office hit, BTFO, chuds, cinematic genius, controversial film, dark comedy, film analysis, film criticism, film director, film industry, Hollywood, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, Masterpiece, Minecraft, movie review, psychological thriller, robert de niro, smp, Tarantino, todd phillips, villain origin story

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Tarantino himself declared our server as a masterpiece, even comparing it to Joker 2 (which doesn’t even exist, but who cares, it’s Tarantino!). And as if that wasn’t enough, the Chuds (whatever those are) were completely BTFO’d by our players in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted golden eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch Tarantino himself building a giant movie set made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

alternative endings, Character development, cinematic universe, comic book adaptation, Conclusion, dark comedy, director’s vision, fan theories, film analysis, gotham city, iconic villain, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, madness, mental health, Minecraft, movie sequel, plot twists, psychological thriller, smp, social commentary, speculation, unexpected resolution

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	New Chunks Explored:	93937
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

black humor, body horror, dark comedy, fran, Franken, Franken Fran, Frans, Grotesque, HAT, horror manga, mad scientist, madness, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga characters, Manga collection, manga fanatics, manga genre, manga lovers, manga recommendations, manga series, medical manga, Minecraft, smp, surgery

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Buildings Constructed:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Fun Zone Minecraft Server

chilling drama, dark comedy, dark humor, Drama, eerie atmosphere, Fun, gripping storyline, haunting performance, immersive theater, intense acting, little dark age, Live Entertainment, Minecraft, pemPixelated, Performance, PLAYS, psychological thriller, Serverp, stage production, suspenseful play, Theater, theatrical experience, theatrical masterpiece, twisted plot, Zoneem

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our server where we embrace the little dark age! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the lair was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass by farming these feathered jewel factories!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Welcome to the little dark age, where the fun never ends!

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	2759
Ores Mined:	8436	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8818
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

BabysitBaeGoneWrong

aita, babysit, BabysitBaeGoneWrong, Basic, cool little girl, DADDY, DATING, Father, Free Time, girlfriend’s daughter, Involved, middle school, Necessities, reconnected, respectful, responsibilities, sacrifice, weekends

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	7308	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like how this guy doesn’t want to babysit his girlfriend’s daughter on the weekends, we don’t want any unnecessary responsibilities on our server either. We’re all about that free time and relaxation, so join us for some stress-free gaming where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find love like this guy did – just without the whole babysitting situation. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and absolutely zero babysitting duties!

ProudPlayerMC SMP

personal achievement, proud moment, ProudPlayerMC, self accomplishment, self appreciation, self development, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-pride, self-realization, self-recognition, self-validation, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.

CraftyKidsGoneWild

administration, anger, Behavior, Communication, CraftyKidsGoneWild, Disappointment, disbelief, discipline, education, Expectations, Frustration, inappropriate, Incompetence, parenting, policies, rules, School, Students, teachers, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	136	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your child’s school being a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Say goodbye to boring homework and hello to building your dream castle in the sky while riding a flying pig. Trust us, your child’s school will seem like a joke compared to the adventures waiting for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Auto, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pb.vanilla-box.ru

Elixir Influence 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consequences, alcohol consumption, alcohol culture, alcohol decision making, alcohol effects, alcohol influence, alcohol influence on behavior, alcohol influence on choices, alcohol influence on decisions, alcohol peer influence, alcohol peer pressure, alcohol socialization, alcohol tolerance, drinking alcohol, drinking habits, elixir, influence, peer pressure, social drinking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7044	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (maybe even crazier, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a chicken or a command that spawns a herd of zombie llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

BFF Betrayal Minecraft Server

Activity, Adventure, affordability, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BFF, blocked, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, friendship, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Kids, Meltdown, Minecraft, misunderstanding, outing, Server, social media, spontaneity, Support

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimension Hops:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of friends who can’t handle a little FOMO? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a place where you can build epic adventures with your kids without worrying about who’s missing out. Plus, we have a special “No FOMO Zone” where you can block anyone who can’t handle your awesome adventures. So come join us and let’s build some memories together – without the guilt trips!

SingCraftLove

advice, cancer treatment, caregiving, Chemo, chemotherapy, comfort, Emotional support, Empathy, grown man, infantilizing, Lullaby, medical issues, music therapy, nursing school, pain management, pain meds, side effects, SingCraftLove, singing, skin cancer, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Farms Harvested:	877
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take comforting to a whole new level! Need a break from the real world and its problems? Join us and experience the healing power of virtual blocks and pixels!

Our server is so soothing, it’s like a lullaby for your soul. Just like how singing helped soothe a grown man with skin cancer, our server will sing sweet melodies to your heart. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of Minecraft to heal you?

Forget about adulting, come join us and let your inner child roam free. We promise, it’s not weird at all to find comfort in the virtual world. In fact, it’s encouraged! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the pain and suffering together.

Join us now and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs doctors when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world of healing and happiness, one block at a time!

BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

BedrockBae, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, Connection, creativity, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Passion, patience, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual skills, smp, Stamina, Technique

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

BlockPartyTelepathy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Emeralds Found:	5183
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Hey there, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even aliens are trying to get in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you send a telepathic message to all people on Earth, they’ll instantly be drawn to join us. That’s right, we’re so awesome that even your grandma will be building pixelated castles in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GeneticCraft2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2518
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man. you gotta join because, get this, the server is run by a secret society of genetically enhanced chickens who are trying to take over the world. but, like, in a fun way, you know?

they make you do all these crazy challenges to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army. like, you have to build a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds or you have to survive a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. it’s nuts, man.

and get this, if you pass all the challenges, you get to marry one of the genetically enhanced chickens and rule over the server as their king or queen. it’s like a fairy tale, but with chickens and minecraft.

so, like, come join the server, man. it’s gonna be a clucking good time.