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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6004 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 6979 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
