On our server, we have epic dare challenges that will push you to your limits. Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Or how about trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a dream? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you with stories to tell for years to come, then come join us. But be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to participate in the legendary Potato Olympics. That’s right, we have competitions like potato sack races, potato tossing, and even a potato beauty pageant. It’s a spud-tacular time, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where you can boogie down with the Endermen. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures of your life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re a square like a block of dirt. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate kawaii vibes while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like stepping into a magical anime world where everything is just so damn perfect.
Plus, the community is so friendly and supportive, it’s like having a squad of loyal samurais ready to have your back at all times. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!
But that’s not all. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any intruders trying to grief our builds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those Glowies who’s boss. Trust us, your war in Ukraine will be over before you know it.
trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP
Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.
So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!
Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
Join our SMP if you dare to test your skills against the llamas of the metzitzah and claim your rightful place as the ultimate treasure hunter. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the challenges that await in this bizarre and unpredictable world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the metzitzah and emerge victorious!
| Welcome to HardcoreSMP |
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| Founded: 2011 |
| Difficulty: Hardcore |
| Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC |
HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?
| Question | Answer |
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| What is HardcoreSMP? | HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server. |
| Can players team up? | Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival. |
| Are cheats/hacks allowed? | No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server. |
| What happens if a player dies? | Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect. |
| Are there additional worlds? | Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing. |