| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 132 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3332 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7757 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2387 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2520 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2200 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3690 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 169 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5402 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7920 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8653 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3843 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 902 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3257 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2023 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 40 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
