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DuckCraft Minecraft Server

22H2, 24H2, 3G, adsl, AI NPUs, apps, baby duck, DuckCraft, Internet Explorer, ipv4, LTSC versions, Minecraft, next generation, Non Chromium Edge, PC, Server, Targets, theory, turbo duck, windows 10, windows 11, windows 7, windows 8.1

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	300
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4581
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

authoritarian threat, authoritarianism, Censorship, Challenges, Corruption, CraftyDemocracy, Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy protection, freedom, Global, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, India politics, International, Nations, Political, Protect Democracy, threat assessment, US group

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3666	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female gamers, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, survival mode, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	2143
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xmif.vanillaboxmc.ru

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

career burnout, career dissatisfaction, career fulfillment, career longevity, daily grind, don’t want to go to work, feeling overwhelmed, job dissatisfaction, job dread, job frustration, lack of motivation, long term career, Minecraft, NoWorkToday, Server, work, work dread, work exhaustion, work stress, work struggles, Work Woes, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

Asshole, Benefits, boundary line, cost, demand letter, dog, Drama, drip system, electric collar, false boundary, Fence, Lawyer, maintenance, Minecraft, neighbors, property dispute, property line, Removal, seedlings, Server, survey, TreeBeGone, Trees

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

#security clearance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, dependency, drug use, guest etiquette, house rules, illegal substances, Marijuana, NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay, offensive, out of state guest, parenting, Preference, recreational drug use, smoking weed, toddlers, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vaping, young children

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	1632	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBonerBay

awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Animals Bred:	144	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!