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Dante’s Divine Comedy: The OG Platformer
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Dante’s Divine Comedy but with blocky graphics and creepers! Imagine descending into the depths of hell, but instead of demons, u got zombies and skeletons tryna take u out. And when u reach the top of heaven, it’s not angels u meet, but Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses ready to throw down! It’s like a journey through the afterlife, but with pickaxes and TNT. So come on, join da madness and see if u can survive the ultimate Minecraft adventure! -
Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.
Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?
Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!
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CuntHeight Minecraft Server
Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!
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DownUnderCraft Server
lol imagine if that happened on our server, we would be like “oops sorry our pet creeper accidentally blew up the server room again” but don’t worry cuz we have the best IT team made up of zombie pigmen who know how to fix everything with their golden swords. join us for the most epic adventures, like riding on giant chickens and battling evil llamas who spit poison darts. plus, our currency is emeralds because diamonds are so last season. come join the chaos and see why our server is the craziest place to be in the minecraft universe! -
LeedsRiotCraft
OMG, so like, you know how Leeds is all boring and stuff? Well, not on our server! We have so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a riot every day! Join us and witness the bus torching and police car flipping action LIVE in Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop anarchy and destruction? Come join the fun and be part of the madness! It’s a riot, literally! -
AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!
Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life! -
OwlCraft: Parasite Edition
OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! -
The Intercontinental SMP 12 Fun Factions & a Map that’s so Dynamic, you need to be on the List
Intercontinental SMP Overview
Platform BEDROCK AND JAVA Description The Intercontinental SMP is a super rad new factions server looking for people to establish epic nations, make rad builds, trade, war, develop deep lore, or chill and make sick new friends. It’s locally Java but with Bedrock support and a player-based economy, central server location, player-run chest shops, dynmap, custom terrain generation, chill yet fair moderation, and more! Everyone’s welcome! Contact Add ‘isleptwithjesus’ on Discord 🔥🔥 FAQ
Q: Can I join the server if I only play on Bedrock?
A: Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java platforms.
Q: Is there a player-based economy on this server?
A: Yes, there is a player-based economy with player-run chest shops.
Q: Are there any custom features on the server?
A: Yes, the server offers custom terrain generation and a dynmap for players to explore.
Q: How is the moderation on the server?
A: The server features chill yet fair moderation to ensure a welcoming environment for all players.