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HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

CraftyHobbyist, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Runes Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6385
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8502
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3322
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	237
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!

Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP

acquired taste, changed mind, changed opinions, converted dislikes, couldn’t live without, Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP, HATED, must haves, new experiences, newfound obsessions, now essential, now love, once detested, previously disliked, surprising delights, surprising favorites, surprising treasures, tried, unexpected joys, unexpected love, unexpected pleasures

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	77	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie chickens, and build a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a creeper to TNT.