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JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1197	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Villages Defended:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Farms Harvested:	130	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.