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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5527 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 905560 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
