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Touhou Game Minecraft Server

anticipation, bullet hell, Characters, danmaku, Fan Made, Fandom, FANTASY, Game, gameplay, indie, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, release date, series, Server, shoot ’em up, touhou, touhou project, Upcoming, video game, ZUN

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3336
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the next Touhou game to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block is a pixelated danmaku bullet and every mob is a cute anime girl ready to kick your butt.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive mini-games like “Spell Card Showdown” where you have to dodge bullets while trying to build a house, and “Marisa’s Magic Maze” where you have to navigate through a labyrinth of spell cards to reach the treasure at the end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Reimu Hakurei herself, who will challenge you to a danmaku duel for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get your Touhou fix without having to wait for ZUN to release another game!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

action, Anime, Arcade, bullet hell, chuddies, classic touhou, Colorful, Cute girls, danmaku, dreams, Fan Made, FANTASY, indie, Magical Girls, my waifu game, nostalgic, Reality, Retro, Shooter, touhou-like, video game, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Villages Defended:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	77
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	2044	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6755

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overworked, OverworkedOcelot, Relaxation, reset button, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Star Shards Collected:	276
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!