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CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

viral, humor, Extraterrestrial, alien humor, ayy lmao trend

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

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BlockMeme420: ‘/int/bros you were right’ – Join the hottest Minecraft server for the dankest memers out there!

Server, Int, BlockMeme420, long distance relationships, dankest

Are you tired of long distance relationships not working out? Well fear not, because on our server, YOU JUST KNOW meme is REAL! Join us and find your true love from across the world, just like the memes promised. Plus, our server is known for having a high population of Japanese women who are said to be superior in every way. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server to help you find your soulmate? Join now and start swiping right on blocks instead of profiles!

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PixelCraft420: ‘/HSRG/’ Server – Build, Fight, Mine with the dankest crew in town! Come play and conquer the pixelated world!

Fight, Immersive Interactive Exhibition, BOOTHILL, TOWN, hsrg

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mystical land of Sparkle, where you can download all the magic you need to make your gaming experience sparkle like never before.

Get ready for version 2.1, where you’ll journey “Into the Yawning Chasm” and discover crazy creatures like the Acheron and Myriad Celestia. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on these epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! We have characters banners like Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about our Current Light Cone Banners – Along the Passing Shore and Echoes of the Coffin. These banners will make your enemies tremble in fear!

And if that’s not enough, we have epic Drip Marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, who will help you dominate the battlefield like never before.

Still not convinced? Well, how about a Web Event called “Immersive Interactive Exhibition” where you can showcase your skills and win amazing prizes! Plus, redeemable codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3 and POMPOMPWER will give you the boost you need to rule the land of Sparkle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

uncomfortable questions, questions, unsettling, Tricky, touchy subjects

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does dab contests with the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden spud scepter. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Potato Genie.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can show off their best moves and win epic loot. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the most skilled parkour masters can reach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun…in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

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WheelchairCraft

acceptance, disability, love, stigma, accessibility

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Our server is so inclusive that even players in wheelchairs can join in on the fun! Imagine building a castle with someone who has the power of wheels at their fingertips. It’s a whole new level of teamwork and coordination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky character in a wheelchair. It’s a love story for the ages!

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MexiCraft: Trump’s Land Grab!

Conflict, president, Land, Government, mexico

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tacos raining from the sky and piñatas filled with diamonds! the president of mexico is actually a secret player on our server and he challenges trump to a build battle to settle territorial disputes. who will win? join now to find out and maybe even get a chance to build a wall made out of obsidian! VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

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Gov’t Ops Anonymous

hackers, Ops, Govt, Cyber Security, activism

u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy u will think u r living in a parallel universe. our server is like no other, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.

but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.

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Crafty Domain Disease

Crafty, Bioinformatics, diseases, Technology, Illness

so like, this server is like the first human domainome, but in minecraft form. it reveals all the crazy causes of diseases, but instead of being all serious and stuff, we make it FUNNY. like, imagine fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick, or curing your friend’s “creeperitis” with a splash potion of derpiness.

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures in the minecraft world. we have custom mobs, insane quests, and even a secret underground lab where you can create your own potions of silliness.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s cure some minecraft madness together!

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What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, serious rp, Newleaf city, server furiousfade, Switch

FuriousFade is a talented content creator and gamer known for their engaging gameplay videos and humorous commentary. With a passion for competitive gaming and a knack for entertaining their viewers, FuriousFade has built a loyal fanbase on various social media platforms. Their energetic personality and dedication to their craft continue to solidify their presence in the online gaming community.

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Quirm

Builders, Quests, season 1, Competition, Vanilla

Server Info: 📖

Name: Quirm SMP (Vanilla)

Server IP: quirm.xyz (Version: 1.20.6)

Server Hosting: 32 Gigabytes of RAM (No lag)

Location: EU (English Only)

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Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features: 🎀

– Have a pure vanilla experience with some twists and quests. – Interact with a community of up to 20+ players on weekends. – Proximity chat gameplay. – CoreProtect to prevent griefing. – Unique events and competitions. – Lag-free experience for all players.

Rules & Expectations ⚖️

– Must be at least 15 years old. – Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod. – Respectful behavior in-game and on voice chat. – More detailed guidelines in Discord.

Additional Info: 🗡️

– All mods allowed within vanilla. – Obtain exclusive items through weekly events. – Mobs and players drop heads upon death. – Builder-friendly environment. – Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6 and Simple Voice Chat mod.

Apply Now! VIA: Discord

Quirm SMP – Season 1

(https://discord.gg/ckvk9Rjnyv)

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Name:	Quirm SMP (Vanilla)
Server IP:	quirm.xyz (Version: 1.20.6)
Server Hosting:	32 Gigabytes of RAM (No lag)
Location:	EU (English Only)

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Server Info: 📖

Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features: 🎀

Rules & Expectations ⚖️

Additional Info: 🗡️

Apply Now! VIA: Discord

(https://discord.gg/ckvk9Rjnyv)