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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Farms Harvested:	900	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ores Mined:	1876

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Votes:	2195
Star Shards Collected:	77	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

baseball, Competition, controversial, dodgers, Game, Get Buck Broke, good guys, Hate Catholics, insensitive, Los Angeles, Make Fun of Christ, Minecraft, offensive, Provocative, Rivalry, silly, smp, sports, Taunting, TRASH TALKING, Victory, winning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ores Mined:	7073
Dragons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyFantasyLand

confidential fantasies, CraftyFantasyLand, Erotic, forbidden pleasures, Girlfriend, guys, hidden desires, hidden fantasies, intimate desires, intimate fantasies, intimate thoughts, private fantasies, private thoughts, reddit, secret fantasy, taboo, undisclosed desires, undisclosed fantasies, undisclosed wishes, unspoken desires, Wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	91
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Game Stop Minecraft Server

ANNO, Anno series, Buying Ubisoft games, Game, game development, game publishers, game purchases, Game recommendations, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming decisions, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, STOP, strategy games, Tencent, Tencent acquisition, Tencent buyout, ubisoft, Ubisoft acquisition, Ubisoft titles, video games, waiting for Tencent

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Towns Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!