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The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, LGBTQ, Minecraft, secret, smp, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender community, transgender discrimination, transgender empowerment, transgender equality, transgender experience, transgender inclusion, transgender issues, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility, transgender voices

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9636	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!

IX Planet

#addons, bedrock, Beta testers, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, IX Planet, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

instinctx.org:25613

Pixel Paws Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, ANTI-HERO, Assassin, BETRAYAL, black cat, bounty hunter, cat, dark past, friendship, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious organization, Paws, PIXEL, Powers, Redemption, Server, shounen manga, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a rainbow unicorn’s mane and the adventures are more epic than a shounen manga! Join us on this wild ride as we battle creepers, mine diamonds, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden portal that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. They battled their way through hordes of evil mobs, befriended a dragon, and even found a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. And that player’s name? Well, let’s just say they became the legendary hero of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players you’ll ever meet. From beginners to pros, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and make new friends along the way. Plus, we host weekly events like build competitions, treasure hunts, and even a virtual petting zoo (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the greatest shounen manga adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server.

Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, Confused, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional struggles, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, misunderstood, seeking attention, seeking help, seeking validation, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Zombie Dances:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

Witherbox MC

discord server, good looking, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Server, Spawn, Staff, Survival, trustable, user-friendly, Witherbox MC

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

User friendly Minecraft server Land claiming Quests An awesome discord server Trustable staff Good looking spawn

witherboxmc.mcserv.fun:26900

Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

B2 certificate, career advancement, Crafty, Employer, English, English fluency, English language learning, how to learn english, language acquisition, language certification, language learning goals, language learning motivation, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language learning tips, language proficiency, language proficiency test, language skills, learning, Minecraft, professional development, salary boost, salary increase, Server, significant raise

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old job, dreaming of a raise that seems out of reach? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and you’ll magically absorb English skills faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Our virtual world is filled with English-speaking villagers, who will teach you everything from basic greetings to advanced grammar. And here’s the best part – every time you level up your English skills, you’ll get a virtual raise in Minecraft coins! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch your salary soar to new heights – both in the game and in real life!

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, Forge, Furry, general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, TRASH RESOURCES, メロン Edition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	292	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!