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RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Farms Harvested:	577	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Farms Harvested:	958
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	5570	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!