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BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

Adipocytes, Adipokines, Adipose tissue, Adipose tissue biology, Adipose tissue function, BaconCraft, Brown adipose tissue, Burn, CTRP9, Edition, energy expenditure, fat, gene expression, Glucose metabolism, high-fat diet, Insulin sensitivity, lipid metabolism, Lipolysis, metabolic disorders, metabolism, Mice, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, Thermogenesis

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	251
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

Demonic Network

action-packed, Active, Adventure, Community, cooperative gaming, Cross-Play, Custom, Demonic Network, Economy, Factions, Fighting, imagination, Journey, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to Demonic Network! Offering players for an action-packed passes, fighting, cooperative gaming, and a thriving community. Unleash your imagination and set out on an exciting journey now!

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GuraMumei’s Melodic Minecraft Server

ChroNoiR, collaboration, debut, Entertainment, Focused, group, gura, GuraMumeis, Idol, melodic, Minecraft, mock, mumei, Music, Music (Industry), Performance, Potential, Rivalry, Server, success, TALENTED, unit, Waiting, WTF

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4860
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	210
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have a music-focused unit led by Gura and Mumei who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you mine for diamonds. And if that’s not enough, they also love to roast ChroNoiR for some reason, so you’ll never be bored with their hilarious antics. Join us now and experience the most unique and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

attraction, bold, charming, Communication, compliments, CONFIDENT, CraftyCreeper, desire, FANTASY, flirt, hot, Intimacy, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive talk, Server, Sexy, teasing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6699	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical unicorn horse that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. This server is so lit, even a guy would say it’s hot as fuck.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

beloved series, cherished programs, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic television, favorite TV shows., fond recollections, happy memories, memorable shows, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school TV, Reminiscing, retro tv, sentimental favorites, Server, shows from the past, throwback shows, treasured memories, TV classics, TV nostalgia, vintage entertainment

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Crops Grown:	9864	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Remember those good ol’ days when you used to watch cartoons on TV while munching on your favorite snacks? Well, imagine reliving those nostalgic moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and dive into a world filled with pixelated versions of your favorite childhood shows.

Ever wanted to explore Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob and Patrick? Or go on a quest with Ash and Pikachu to catch ’em all? Well, now you can! Our server is like a time machine that transports you back to the golden era of cartoons.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can participate in wacky challenges inspired by your beloved shows. From building a giant Krabby Patty to battling it out in a Pokémon gym, the fun never stops on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

CraftyJoyLand

Bliss, cheerful, Contentment, CraftyJoyLand, DELIGHT, elation, euphoria, fulfillment, GLOWING, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, Laughter, love, Optimistic, positivity, radiant, satisfaction, Serenity, smiles

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7337
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

GazaBlastCraft

airstrikes, buildings destroyed, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, Dispute, gaza, GazaBlastCraft, idf, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, palestine, Reconstruction, statistics, UN figures, united nations, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	92
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, 16% of buildings destroyed just like in Gaza. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know? we like to blow stuff up and build it back even better.

the UN is all like, “oh no, the buildings are destroyed!” but we’re all like, “nah, it’s just a party, bro.” so if you wanna join a server that’s totally wild and crazy, come on over. we’ll blow your mind with our epic builds and insane shenanigans.

plus, we’ve got like, the best community ever. everyone’s super chill and always down for a good time. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s get this party started!

ProteinCraft: AI Revolts!

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Bioinformatics, computational biology, data analysis, data-driven research, drug development, future of science, innovation, machine learning, Molecular biology, protein folding, protein science, protein structure, ProteinCraft, research, Revolts, revolution, scientific advancements, scientific discovery, Technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, this server is like if a unicorn and a dragon had a baby and it was made out of diamonds and rainbows.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and they found a secret cave filled with treasure and puppies. yes, PUPPIES. and they rode on a flying pig to the moon and back. true story.

also, did i mention that on this server, the cows can talk? they give u advice on how to build the best castle and where to find the rarest diamonds. it’s like having your own personal minecraft guru.

so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and flying pigs await u.

Strawberry Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2651
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

BedWars (Ranked), LifeSteal Survival, PvP Practice (Bot Practice) and Arcade. Supports offline accounts and 1.8.9-1.20. Ranked BedWars/Private BedWars Games with modifiers and MORE! Play at mc.frawlah.me!

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Inoos Mc

Adventure, Challenges, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Economy, endless possibilities, Engaging experience, Free Ranks, gameplay, InoosMc, Islands, MCMMO, Minecraft, new player, Prison, seamless, Skyblock, Special perks, veteran player, Vibrant Community

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152

Welcome to InoosMc, where your adventure begins! Dive into the best Skyblock experience with our uniquely crafted islands, custom items, and exciting challenges. Enjoy our exclusive custom plugins that enhance gameplay, offering you a seamless and engaging experience. Earn free ranks and unlock special perks as you progress. Join our vibrant community and discover the endless possibilities that await you in InoosMc. Whether you’re a veteran player or new to Minecraft, there’s something for everyone here!

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