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  • Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

    Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

    MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

    Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

    So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CannaCraft: Slovenia’s Dank Approval

    CannaCraft: Slovenia’s Dank Approval

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! this minecraft server is like a magical garden of weed, except it’s not actually weed, it’s medical cannabis! we got all the potions and herbs you need to keep your blocky avatar feeling fine and dandy.

    imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden garden of medical cannabis plants. you start harvesting them like a pro farmer, and before you know it, your health bar is skyrocketing and you’re feeling like a million diamonds!

    join our server and become the ultimate cannabis connoisseur of the minecraft world. grow your own plants, brew your own potions, and become the most chill player in the entire blocky universe. plus, who needs a doctor when you’ve got a whole garden of medical cannabis at your fingertips?

    so come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in the most epic way possible. trust us, once you go green, you’ll never go back to boring old regular minecraft again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Chaos: The Dank Meme Mine

    Crafting Chaos: The Dank Meme Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play during the day like a peasant? Well, say goodbye to the sun and hello to the American nighty night edition!

    Join our server where it’s nighttime 24/7 because who needs sunlight anyway? Build your epic base under the stars and let the moonlight guide your way as you battle mobs and creepers in the darkness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sleepwalking Steve, a player who has mastered the art of playing Minecraft in his sleep. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle while snoozing – now that’s dedication!

    So come join us on the American nighty night edition, where the night is always young and the adventures are always wild. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds at 3 am, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

    Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Memelands
    Type SMP
    Community Close-knit, driven
    Age Requirement 15+
    Map Age Since 2019
    Server IP play.memelands.com

    FAQ

    What is Memelands?

    Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

    What kind of events do you have on the server?

    We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

    What are the basic rules of the server?

      • No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
      • Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
      • No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

    How can I join Memelands?

    To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

    Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

    The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

    For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP