Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.
Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.
1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.
2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!
3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!