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CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	1985
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Animals Bred:	180
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Star Shards Collected:	238
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4621	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.