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GrownUpGamer123 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	744	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Remember that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft and felt a pang of guilt? Yeah, that’s when you knew you were truly growing up. But fear not, on our SMP, we have a strict no chicken killing policy! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who likes to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of dirt blocks. So if you’re ready for some spooky shenanigans and diamond-laying chickens, come join us!

NoSleepCraft

acupuncture, aromatherapy, bedtime habits, chamomile tea, Exercise, healthy diet, herbal remedies, insomnia, lavender oil, lifestyle changes, meditation, melatonin, natural remedies, NoSleepCraft, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep environment, sleep routine, stress reduction, valerian root

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	374183
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sounds of creepers exploding lull you into a peaceful slumber! Our virtual world is filled with magical forests, cozy caves, and even a secret potion that guarantees a good night’s sleep. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to endless adventures on our server! Who needs medication when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Join now and sleep like a baby (zombie)!

KurskCraft: Bridging the Gap

border, Bridges, Bridging, Conflict, demolition, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gap, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo yo yo come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up bridges faster than Ukraine in Kursk! We got crazy TNT parties every night and watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to build them back up. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the madness! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried under one of those bridges…just watch out for the creepers! Join now for a blast of a time, literally!

AquaAvalanche60k

AquaAvalanche60k, Catastrophic event Giant underwater avalanche 60

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, you ever heard of that cray cray underwater avalanche that happened like 60,000 years ago? Well, guess what? Our server is set in that exact location! Dive deep into the depths of the ocean and explore the aftermath of that insane event.

Build your base on the remains of the sea floor, dodging debris and dodgy sea creatures left behind by the avalanche. Watch out for the ghostly spirits of the ancient sea creatures that still haunt the area, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their watery grave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the wreckage of the avalanche. Will you be brave enough to search for it and claim it as your own? Or will you fall victim to the curse of the underwater avalanche?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic underwater world like no other! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of adventure. See you there, matey! 🌊💰🦈

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

CraftyCraic, Minecraft, Server, social branding, social community, Social Connections, social engagement, social influence, Social Interaction, social marketing, social media, social media management, social media marketing, social media trends., social networking sites, social platform, social presence, social sharing, social strategy, social-networking, socials

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual party destination! Join us for epic build battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest to find the fabled Golden Sheep of Destiny? Legend has it that whoever finds this magical sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! #YOLOminecraft #CraziestServerEver

GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

4chan, beacon of distress, cries for help, Damsel in Distress, evillords, Fandom, G.., Good men, great board, GrieferSlayer420, honourable, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, save the day, sisterly board, smp, sweet /lit/, Thread, Top, vowed duty, Wiki

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	287	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	6610
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Towns Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	5569

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

accident, AITAH, bathroom, Claims, compensation, complaint, CREW, disgust, emotional support animal, Empathy, EXPECTING, Expecting Sympathy, Flight, Frontier Miles, Frustration, horror story, Invalidation, Long retractable leash, PissedOnMC, refund, Server, service animal, Sympathy, URINE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2077
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

StrangerCraft: The Ultimate Choice

Choice, StrangerCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	8421	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life drama like this one.

Join our server and experience the thrill of helping strangers in need, just like this heroic Redditor did. Who knows, maybe you’ll come across a player who needs your help to get back to their virtual home after being abandoned by their Minecraft boyfriend.

And don’t worry about putting yourself at risk, just like this brave Redditor, you’ll have all the tools you need to protect yourself – from knives to guns (even if they’re unloaded, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So if you’re ready for some adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who knows what insane stories and wild encounters await you.

CraftyManCharms

attractive, Body language, charisma, Charm, Confidence, CraftyManCharms, eye contact, fashion sense, Grooming, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, Manners, Men, minor things, Personality, Posture, sense of humor, Smile, Style, unaware

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1936	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	4272

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the single players out there!

Join our server and discover the hidden charm of pixelated men who have no idea how attractive their blocky features are. From the way they mine diamonds with precision to the way they build elaborate structures with ease, these guys are the ultimate catch in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground village on our server where all the most eligible Minecraft bachelors hang out. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the depths of the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be swept off your feet by the most oblivious but irresistibly attractive men in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Disinformation, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Journalism, Kremlin, Kursk, KurskCraft, Kyiv Post, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, new normal, News, occupation, political agenda, Propaganda, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Potions Brewed:	97	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Kremlin is telling everyone that occupying Kursk is the new normal? Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you wanna join a server where things are always off the walls and unpredictable, then this is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures where you never know what’s gonna happen next. Maybe one day you’ll be building a cute little house and the next day you’ll be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with laser eyes. Who knows, anything is possible on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, ’cause you’re gonna need ’em on this wacky server!