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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Land Of The Lotus

adventure serenity nature exploration community landscapes harmony build peaceful pond discovery beauty spirit relax vibrant lush spirit pond build relaxation, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8694
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Step into a world where adventure and serenity intertwine. In the Land of the Lotus, you’ll find a vibrant Minecraft community inspired by the beauty of nature and the spirit of exploration. Whether you seek the thrill of discovery in lush landscapes, wish to build in harmony with the world around you, or just want to relax by a peaceful lotus pond, this is the place for you.

Landofthelotus.play.astralservers.cc:49253

Weast Minecraft Server: Speech 60/100

Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Conquer, Conquerors, Degenerate, dialogue, disagreement, east, FIRED, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, misunderstanding, sarcasm, Server, Speech, Termination, Weast

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to conquer the mystical land of Weast, where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Don’t worry about getting fired, because on our server, you’re the boss! Build your empire, recruit minions, and rule over the land with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

But beware, the land of Weast is filled with danger and mystery. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what madness awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in Weast, anything can happen.

> normal people have sex weekly… Minecraft SMP

communication in relationships, emotional bonding, Frequency, healthy relationships, Human Behavior, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, normal, Partners, people, physical connection, relationships, romance, sex, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, social expectations, societal norms, WEEKLY

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3779
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a normal person who only has sex weekly? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from fighting off creepers and zombies! Who needs a love life when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals all the diamonds from players who aren’t brave enough to face him. Join if you dare!

BiteMc

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	654555
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

This is the best new public lifesteal smp, we will also add pvp soon, you can play the server right now, ip is given, if you are interested to buy ranks and key the discord link is also given.

star.ateex.cloud:19152

Blue Light Smp

Advanced Items, Adventure, Auctions, bedrock, Blue Light Smp, Community-Focused Gameplay, custom enchantments, Custom Jobs, Customization options, Exclusive Tools, island upgrades, java, Minecraft, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Server, Skill Systems, Skyblock, Special Pets

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2187	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

**BLUE LIGHT SMP** is a feature-rich Minecraft Skyblock server offering players a unique and immersive experience. With custom enchantments, advanced items, and exclusive tools, players can enhance their gameplay and take on exciting challenges. The server features a variety of mechanics like custom jobs, auctions, and player shops, allowing for a player-driven economy. There are also special pets, skill systems, and unique island upgrades that bring extra depth to the Skyblock experience. The server supports both Java and Bedrock players, ensuring a seamless experience for everyone. Join BLUE LIGHT SMP for a sky-high adventure with countless customization options and community-focused gameplay!

play.bluelightsmp.fun:2226

Just-Mine server Minecraft

2013, current Minecraft, game mode, good attitude, Just-Mine, Minecraft, old guy, old minecraft, past server, Players, Server, server description, tough game

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	69
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

A server from an old Minecraft guy who started his game in 2013 and is trying to bring back a server from the past and add something new from the current one. On this server you will not find anything supernaturally unusual, but here you will find a good attitude towards the players and a fairly tough game mode.

just-mine.ru

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

blocky, brics, diplomatic relations, economic alliances, emerging markets, expert opinion, Geopolitics, global leadership, global tensions, great power conflict, International cooperation, international relations, Minecraft, political analysis, political instability, power dynamics, regime change, security concerns, Server, trump, Ukraine, us foreign policy, world news

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	103	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual battleground where you can witness epic power conflicts and regime changes that make Game of Thrones look like a tea party. Join us if you’re ready to fight for your virtual life, build alliances with other players, and overthrow oppressive rulers in a world where anything can happen. Who needs dragons when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, ever-changing world.

Ad Quality Control Minecraft SMP

ad compliance, ad content monitoring, ad effectiveness, ad ethics, ad fraud, ad monitoring, Ad Placement, ad regulations, ad standards, ad targeting, ad transparency, ad verification, Ads, advertising, brand reputation, consumer trust., control, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, online advertising, Quality, Quality Control, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and dancing llamas!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. Our server is so chaotic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you promise not to feed it any brains). Plus, every full moon, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block)!

Mushroom Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival creative adventure PvP factions economy minigames skyblock roleplay hardcore prison pixelmon modded bedwars factions towny parkour custom plugins dungeons quests, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Votes:	7623
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to **MushroomMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where fun, creativity, and fairness come together! Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the world of Minecraft, you’ll find a home here. Our server is **cracked**, meaning everyone can join, regardless of whether they have a premium account or not, and we pride ourselves on being **completely pay-to-win free**—no paywalls, no unfair advantages.

MushroomMC offers a unique and exciting experience with **custom items**, specially crafted to enhance gameplay, add new challenges, and provide fresh ways to explore, battle, and build. From enchanted tools to rare resources, you’ll find tons of custom content that you won’t find anywhere else.

Dive into our friendly, welcoming community, embark on epic adventures, build with friends, or conquer powerful mobs. The possibilities are endless—without the need to pay for perks! Join us today and see why MushroomMC is the place where everyone has an equal chance to thrive!

85.202.160.126:2204