Dango Daikazoku Survival Zone

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JOIN NOW OR YOUR PET GOLDFISH WILL TEACH YOU PHILOSOPHY IN GERMAN!

Welcome to the server of your wildest nightmares or happiest delusions! This is the place where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly while quoting Plato. You think you know other servers? HA! You’ve never been welcomed into a realm where reality bends like a rubber band under a cat’s paw. Join us, or regret your existence as the walls of your reality collapse into a vortex of disappointment and triumph!

Feature	Description
Flaming Waterfall	Get burned while you hydrate! Great for existential crises!
Squidward’s Revenge Mode	All villagers become ill-tempered octopuses when you least expect it.
Infinite Realms of Confusion	Step into a portal and question why you exist! Or do you?
Meme Trees	Chop down trees that only drop obscure memes. Are they dead? Who knows!
Zombie Karaoke Nights	Sing for your life or become an undead hash in the great void!
Diamonds are Cabbage	Mining gives you fresh produce! Who said survival was hard?!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Joining is easy if you’re a sentient cloud. If not, just send a letter to your future self, then insult a duck.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules? What are rules? They exist to make you forget the taste of metal. Break them—or embrace the chaos!

Q: What if I get lost?

A: Good! Being lost is just your mind escaping the confines of sanity. Maybe the butterflies will guide you home… or not!

Random Quotes

>I suggested “Dango Daikazoku” as a joke and management said “Good idea” >Uh, yeah… I’m not gonna last another year at this corpo.

>The sun is a liar! It tells you dreams will come true as it burns your skin!

>Cats invented the internet. You’re just here to fulfill their whims and snack on the sauce.

The Shortbranch Vanguard: Where Elves ride Chihuahuas into battle! 1.20.1 Java fun!

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🗡️ Minecraft Server: MC.LVRPG.NET 🛡️

Java Version: 1.20.1

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A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

12 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

We’ve just added Barbarian as a new class!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft Survival/RPG server where players can embark on epic adventures, choose classes and races, complete quests, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address: MC.LVRPG.NET in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them on our Discord server or website.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the adventure in Longbirch and play together.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about a game of hide and seek with a creeper that can disguise itself as a block of dirt?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village filled with talking villagers who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions. And don’t forget about our exclusive “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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HeroineTooOP Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, Bikini, comedy, Cute girls, ecchi, episode, fanservice, heroine, HeroineTooOP, high school, japanese animation, long tail tags, Minecraft, Oosugiru, romance, School, slice of life, smp, swimsuit, tv show, WEEKLY

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every week is a swimsuit episode! That’s right, we’re bringing the beach vibes to your blocky world with our bikini-clad players strutting their stuff on the virtual sand. Who needs real-life sun and surf when you can have pixelated pools and palm trees?

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dolphin, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it in the depths of the ocean. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Dolphin and wished for unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further than our resident llama, Larry. Larry has a habit of stealing players’ prized possessions and hiding them in his secret llama lair. Will you be the one to outsmart Larry and reclaim your stolen goods? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of swimsuits, diamonds, and llama shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our blocky paradise?

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ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

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CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

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FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

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OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

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BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

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