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Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	238
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchantments Applied:	295
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2383	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Votes:	8987	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	200
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1071
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	52	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	871374	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2166
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Crafty Convicts

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!