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DeadlyDandelion – Minecraft SMP

Harmless, smp, health risks, Dangerous, potential hazards

Yo, so like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and thought “wow, I wish I could join a server that’s as wild as my grandma’s knitting club”? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid pandas while trying to build a house out of Jell-O blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players strutting their stuff in zombie pigman costumes.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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InsulinCraft: Not Your Average Bathtub Brew

drug manufacturing, insulin, Black Market, Bathtub, expensive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a meth lab? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got insulin brewing in every corner! Forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for that sweet, sweet insulin to keep you going in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting insulin in your very own virtual bathtub. Who needs potions when you’ve got insulin on hand to keep you energized and ready to take on any creeper that comes your way?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the insulin flows like water and the adventures never end!

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ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

ErectileCraft, Flooding, health, medication, Import

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

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BoneVillainMinecraftSMP

fantasy lover, sexy villain, ANTI-HERO, seduction, Fictional crush.

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF! And get this, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where you can actually date Minecraft villains! Like, I totally hooked up with the Ender Dragon last week, it was wild! So, like, if you wanna bone a villain too, you gotta join this server ASAP! Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and adventures, it’s gonna be a blast! #VillainLove #MinecraftMadness 🤪🐲🎉

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CreeperCraze: What’s your riskiest move?

heart-pounding, risky challenges, dangerous situations, whats, thrill-seeking adventures

Have you ever tried to tame a creeper with a bucket of water? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up activity! Join us if you’re ready to take on challenges that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman.

Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a taste for adventure. We once had a player who tried to ride a pig off a cliff, only to be saved by a flying sheep with a cape. True story!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the players themselves.

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C*ntCraft Minecraft Server

Dangerous, Vicious, AITAH, put down, hurtful remarks

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who hate dogs and have no empathy for your son’s emotional needs? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape from the drama! Our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies who will never judge you or make insensitive comments about your furry friends. Plus, our community is full of animal lovers who will support you and your son through this tough time. So why wait? Join now and let’s build a world where dogs are always cherished and loved, no matter what your SIL says!

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CraftyCanuckz

Threats, Politics, Canada, Brewing, trade war

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.

we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.

come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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2die4

Vanilla, Alternative, PvP, 2b2t, Survival

2die4 is an alternative to 2b2t! Anarchy Play alone or with friends on 2die4 and try to escape the dangerous and ruined spawn! But be warned, it won’t be an easy task. 🙂 This is an Anarchy server, means it has no rules. Exept for 1: Friendly and respectful conversations (Age-appropirate content chat Include) 2die4 offers even the best players a great challenge, and is definitely a good choice if you tend to be too good for the game. 🙂

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DriveCraftDrama

arguments, disability, driving lessons, public transportation, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

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Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP

criminal intent, criminal act, murder, criminal investigation, assault

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.

One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).

We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.

Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!

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