So, like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, like, you gotta know that we have the craziest stuff ever. Like, we got this weapon that’s, like, so deadly that it exploded during Russian testing. Can you even imagine that? Like, it’s so powerful that it couldn’t even handle it. But don’t worry, we got it under control now. So come join us and see what other insane things we got going on. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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BoomCraft: Deadly Russian Test
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ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks
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come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftySingles
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LaiCraft: Aussie Adventures
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Magic Sex Ed Fail
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