we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.
come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!
| Event Name | Grand SteamCraft Summer Jamboree |
|---|---|
| Location | SteamCraft Server |
| Date | Thursday, May 16th |
| Time | 5 pm CST |
| Minigames | Spleef, Hide and Seek, Build Battle, Elytra Racing, Parkour, Dodge Bolt, Fight Night (if interested) |
| Dress Code | Formal attire recommended but not required |
| Prizes | 5 door prizes every hour, potential to earn the Fireman Rank for free |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Do I need to register to attend the event? | No registration is required, just join us on the SteamCraft server! |
| Is there an age requirement to participate? | Yes, participants must be 18+ to join the event. |
| How do I join the event on the SteamCraft server? | Simply log in to your Minecraft account and connect to the SteamCraft server on Thursday, May 16th at 5 pm CST. |
| What kind of prizes can I win? | Prizes include door prizes awarded each hour and the opportunity to earn the Fireman Rank for free if you stay for the entire event. |
| Can I bring friends to the event? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Summer Jamboree on the SteamCraft server. |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.
Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.
So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that never breaks, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so wild, even the creepers have learned how to dance the Macarena!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where players can party with villagers and blast music from jukeboxes all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot that grants wishes when eaten (just be careful not to accidentally turn into a zombie pigman)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena during boss battles.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors and dominate the battlefield with their clucks of doom!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying cows and rainbows are made of bacon? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Hayase’s reign of terror and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Game Mode | Description |
|---|---|
| SMP (Survival Multiplayer) | Team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes, build structures, explore caves, engage in PvP battles, and experience custom enchantments. |
| Skyblock | Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand into a paradise, overcome challenges, gather resources, unlock new gameplay dimensions, and compete for monthly island payouts. |
IP: play.carboncraft.xyz
Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Simply enter the server IP, play.carboncraft.xyz, in your Minecraft client. |
| Are there any custom features? | Yes, both SMP and Skyblock have custom enchantments and challenges to enhance gameplay. |
| Can I play solo on the server? | While the server promotes teamwork, solo play is also allowed. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed on the CarbonCraft server. |
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special humiliation feature for those who are into that sort of thing. Get ready to be roasted and toasted by our hilarious community of players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!
