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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9448 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid pandas while trying to build a house out of Jell-O blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players strutting their stuff in zombie pigman costumes.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?