Dangerous Materials MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SydCraft: TNT & Trolls

threat assessment, CounterTerrorism, Tnt, SydCraft, Terrorism

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a truck of explosives ready to blow up all the haters! We also have an anti-Semitic list that we use to ban anyone who doesn’t appreciate our amazing builds.

Once, a player tried to grief our beautiful castle, but we summoned a dragon to protect it and it breathed fire on them until they ran away crying.

We have a secret underground base where we host epic PvP battles with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers that we trained to do our bidding.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme!

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

student well-being, inbox message, child safety, health concerns, Hazardous substances

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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SwissTNTHeistCraft

law enforcement, Public Safety, railway security, high alert, investigation

Yo, so like, on this server, we got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, one time, we stole several kilos of explosives from the Swiss Federal Railways, just for funsies. And guess what? We used ’em to blow up a giant creeper statue that was terrorizing the server. It was epic, man.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, netherite, you name it. And if you join our server, you get access to all of it. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from any noobs tryna mess with us.

So, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride full of explosions, treasure hunts, and dragon battles, then you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the TNT traps, they’re everywhere. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

niggers, Crafty, Slang, Blockheads, Server

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle zombie villagers in a dance-off, and build a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?). Our community is full of wacky characters, from a talking cow named Moo-siah to a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Hot Potato with a Creeper” and “Hunger Games with a Twist” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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The Heemster Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, Heemster

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with other players over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Or how about joining our infamous prank war where players have been known to turn entire villages into giant chickens?

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of players who have built a massive roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether! And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most creepers in 60 seconds.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and embrace the malaise of our server!

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iPhoneRage Minecraft Server

Minecraft, accusations, RAGE, Opinions, screw-up

Are you tired of dating drama and accusations of cheating? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world chaos! Our virtual world is drama-free and full of fun adventures. Plus, no one will accuse you of cheating with no evidence whatsoever (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off)!

Forget about shattering phones and expensive gifts, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixel art and surviving the creepers. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to blocky bliss. Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free life!

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GoodbyeGriefer420

disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, family estrangement, family drama aftermath, Grieving Process

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like this? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relatives and we guarantee that no one will tell you that you’re not welcome here. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been banned from family funerals. So come join us and build a new family in the world of Minecraft!

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StressCraft SMP

Burnout, Frustration, Tension, Deep Breathing, meditation

Are creepers blowing up your house? Are skeletons shooting you from afar? Are zombies constantly trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, all your stress will disappear faster than you can say “diamond sword!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or prank you when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he can summon an army of chickens at will, so watch out or you might find yourself buried in a mountain of clucking poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

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MineCraftLifeProTips

perseverance, self-care, Life, best life advice, positivity

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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BlockyBlunders: BlameIsrael, DemandProbe

Blame, BlameIsrael, Loss, American, West Bank

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, YOU’LL BE LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF RUNNING AROUND TRYNA SURVIVE. OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE SCARED TO BLOW UP.

WE GOT A WHOLE VILLAGE OF VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE WITH YOU LIKE YOU’RE THEIR LONG LOST BROTHER. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DIAMONDS, THEY’RE SHINIER THAN A UNICORN’S FART.

AND IF YOU THINK PVP IS YOUR THING, WE GOT A PVP ARENA THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER PICKED UP THAT SWORD. YOU’LL BE SLICING AND DICING LIKE A NINJA ON STEROIDS.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE EVEN THE SHEEP HAVE ATTITUDE. YOU WON’T REGRET IT…OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT EITHER WAY, IT’LL BE A BLAST!

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