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DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	8284	Farms Harvested:	531
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4677

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Horse Bite Minecraft Server

animal aggression, Animal Attack, animal bites, animal defense, animal instincts, animal safety, BITE, danger, dangerous animals, deadly bite, Equine, Horse, horse aggression, horse anatomy, horse attack, horse behavior, horse bite injuries, horse teeth, Minecraft, Safety, Server, wild animals

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3033
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

allergic reaction, car accident, Choking, dangerous animals, drowning, drug overdose, electrocution, explosion, extreme cold, extreme heat, falling objects, gun shot, heart attack, lightning strike, Minecraft, poisonous gas, SecondsToDie, severe bleeding, severe burns, smp, Stroke, sudden illness, suffocation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies.

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8842
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	184
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

CreeperZoo – Fear the Real Life Animals!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of real life animal encounters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only animals you’ll encounter are pixelated pigs and blocky chickens! No more running from bears or getting chased by geese, just peaceful pixel creatures waiting to be tamed by you.

Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about getting attacked by a pack of wild wolves or getting stung by a swarm of bees. The only danger you’ll face is accidentally falling into a pit of lava or getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

So say goodbye to real life animal encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds. Join our server today and start building your dream pixel paradise!

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1861
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	2217
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2894
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Villages Defended:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!