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BlockheadsAnonymous

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	192
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building the most epic structures in the virtual world! Forget about drugs, the only high you’ll need is the thrill of creating pixelated masterpieces that will make everyone else on the server jealous. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of creativity in a virtual environment. Who knows, maybe your insane building skills will catch the eye of a top-secret agency looking for a Minecraft architect to save the world from impending doom. So come on, join us and get addicted to the best kind of virtual high there is!

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2914	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Items Found:	2799
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7198	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7904
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ores Mined:	8666
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8731
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	460
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Items Found:	2285

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

Animals, Antarctic birds, Biodiversity, continents, diverse habitats, earth’s inhabitants, ecology, environmental conservation, geographic range, Global Distribution, human impact, humans, PenguinCraft, Penguins, polar regions, Species adaptation, species distribution, unique species, wildlife, worldwide, zoology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!