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  • The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Danger

    The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Danger
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1621
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of evil chickens attack you with their sharp beaks and menacing clucks. Who’s going to save us from these feathered fiends? Only the bravest and most skilled players on our server can defeat the chicken army and emerge victorious.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that a secret underground disco party is happening deep within the caves of our server. Will you be the one to find it and dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who’s going to save us? Hopefully you, because we’re counting on you to bring the fun and save the day!

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  • Woods Run Minecraft Server

    Woods Run Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1699
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building a majestic castle or getting attacked by a random bear while going for a peaceful run near the woods. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with the bear and recruit it to be your loyal sidekick in your quest for domination. Join us now for a wild and unpredictable adventure unlike any other! Just watch out for those sneaky woodland creatures…

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  • “Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 1647
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Potions Brewed: 88
    Star Shards Collected: 265 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

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  • Quick! They’re Minecraft SMP coming out!

    Quick! They’re Minecraft SMP coming out!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5813
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Crops Grown: 5186 Falling into the Void: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    One day, a group of evil llamas invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. They were spitting on players, stealing their diamonds, and causing general chaos. But fear not, because our brave players banded together and fought off the llamas with nothing but their wits and some enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

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  • Danger Zone Minecraft Server

    Danger Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9295
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 701193 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 257 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to get around is on the Highway to the Danger Zone! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most dangerous mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to battle a pack of zombie pigmen riding on the backs of creepers? Look no further!

    2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures and traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of lava pits and TNT traps to claim the ultimate prize?

    3. We have a player-run economy where diamonds are used as currency. Want to buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just one diamond? It’s possible on our server!

    4. Our server is constantly under attack by a group of rogue players known as the “Creeper Crew.” Can you join forces with other players to defend our land from their explosive antics?

    So come join us on the Highway to the Danger Zone, where every block you mine could be your last!

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  • The roof

    The roof
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 4541
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Animals Bred: 174 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Enter a wild anarchy world with no rules, player-driven economy, and endless chaos! IP: mc.upaa.co”

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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 6639
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 8706

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

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  • Horse Bite Minecraft Server

    Horse Bite Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 111
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Crops Grown: 6124

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

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  • Shinji’s Robot Pilot Minecraft SMP

    Shinji’s Robot Pilot Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7539
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes everything way too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that if you don’t pilot the robot, you have to do the chicken dance for an hour straight! And trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on our epic chicken dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t join our SMP, Shinji himself will come knocking on your door asking for robot piloting lessons. So come join us and avoid a fate worse than death – embarrassing yourself in front of an anime character!

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  • Zeppelin Crew Minecraft Server

    Zeppelin Crew Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7981
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 92 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with mystery, intrigue, and a touch of danger. Who knows what secrets lie within the zeppelin floating high above our server? Will you uncover the truth or become the next victim of the mysterious murderer? Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

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  • Why Did My Wife Try To Join Minecraft SMP

    Why Did My Wife Try To Join Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4972
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Potions Brewed: 71 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

    Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

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  • BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server

    BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 6320
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

    MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5880
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

    Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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  • HeroFailsMC SMP

    HeroFailsMC SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7796
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

    So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

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  • NoDirtNoDiamonds

    NoDirtNoDiamonds
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2465
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

    But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

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  • Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

    Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7585
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mines Excavated: 3132
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

    if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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  • Dreamy Face Mine

    Dreamy Face Mine
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6056
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Emeralds Found: 733
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

    we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

    our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

    and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

    so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

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  • Berry Bonanza Farm

    Berry Bonanza Farm
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3580
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

    imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

    not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

    so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

    Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4770
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

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  • Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

    Chud Squad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 1303
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

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