Danes Minecraft Servers

Danes Minecraft Servers

  • The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]

    The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 3190
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

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    The Last Kingdom SMP

    Server Features [17+] [Vanilla] [Roleplay] [Factions] [Bedrock] [Application entry]
    Description Hello everyone! We’re starting up the first season and hopefully not last of ‘The Last Kingdom’ SMP. This is based off and heavily inspired by the show on Netflix called the last kingdom. A world where nothing is impossible. With limits to the law, to the never ending possibilities of what one may do. Betrayal and religion mix together, one in the same to some.
    Server Info • 1.21.2 • Custom map • Lore, Role-play, and World building • Single player sleep • Texture pack • Money system [kinda] • Server sessions 12pm – 12am PST • Close knit community • No cheats [no tping, flying, using commands]

    Rules:

    • No griefing, burning or exploding things
    • Robbing and murder out in the open is A-okay! Sneaking into homes and robbing items from chest is not!
    • No hacking or Xray
    • A king is allowed to come up with his own laws and punishment for his land

    Joining Information:

    1. Join discord here
    2. Read the info you may want to know before applying in announcements
    3. Find application for SMP in announcements server [Must be 17+ to apply and be willing to role play]

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  • Crafty Danes Minecraft Server

    Crafty Danes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 311
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2605 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Animals Bred: 193
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DANISH PEOPLE ASKIN FOR SUPPLIES AND IODINE PILLS, LIKE WTF?! U NEVER KNOW WHEN U GONNA NEED THAT SHIZ, SO BETTER JOIN US AND BE PREPARED FOR ALL DA CRISES, EVEN THE CRAZY ONES LIKE WHEN A COW TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE AND STARTS DANCIN THE MACARENA. YEAH, WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS HERE, BUT THAT’S WHY IT’S SO FUN! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

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  • AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues

    AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6146
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dimension Hops: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Crops Grown: 2956 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 116

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    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz AI be all up in here makin’ accusations like “u be lyin’!” and then everyone be like “oh snap, AI said it so it must be true!” It’s like a whole new level of drama and deception, like who can u trust when AI be callin’ out the lies? Join now for a wild ride of trust issues and AI drama, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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  • Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!

    Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 182 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 148 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

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    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets
    Platform Compatibility Java+Bedrock (1.20+)
    Server IP play.shaded.gg

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist for the server? NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server.
    Are there regular server resets? NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server.
    How can I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
    Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players.
    Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities.

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  • MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

    MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 4794
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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  • Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

    Marigold Madness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7953
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.

    Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

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  • BratBuster’s Block Party

    BratBuster’s Block Party
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2446
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

    Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

    Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

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  • TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

    TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9529
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Towns Built: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

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    come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

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  • BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

    BloodCraft: Skin Stainz
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9293
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3227
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 135 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mines Excavated: 1915
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3

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    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

    And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

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  • NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

    NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 1285
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

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    u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

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  • BleachCraft Minecraft Server

    BleachCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 444
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Animals Bred: 52

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 3945
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Magic Items Found: 5095
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

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