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Snowpoint SMP

active discord server, Crates, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Economy System, epic rewards, hidden treasures, Jobs, land claim system, MCMMO, Mcpets, Pets, Playervaults, Pyrofishing, PyroFishingPro, rentable market plots, Silkspawners, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Snowpoint SMP, Survival, Terralith Biome Generation, Welcoming Community

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	165585
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to Snowpoint SMP!🐈‍

Join us at Snowpoint SMP, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience where adventure and community come together! Our server features a variety of exciting plugins to enhance your gameplay, including:

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Terralith Biome Generation🌍: Discover breathtaking new biomes with our enhanced world generation.

We offer playervaults to keep your items safe and organized, and a robust land claim system to protect your builds from griefing. Our economy system allows players to earn and trade in-game currency through several different methods, creating a dynamic and thriving market, with rentable market plots at spawn. Explore and conquer dungeons alone or with friends to earn epic rewards and uncover hidden treasures. Experience a welcoming and inclusive community that’s always ready to help, with an active Discord server for connecting and chatting with fellow players.Join Snowpoint SMP today and start your adventure in a vibrant and secure environment. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

15.235.53.217:2284

Surviving on Java with a Side of Vanilla – No SMP Here! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Experience, gameplay, HACKING, java, Land Protection, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, Side, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: What makes Java Survival unique compared to other Minecraft servers?

A: Java Survival offers a legitimate Minecraft experience where every block is mined and placed by hand. Our moderators and admins play the game as regular players and do not use commands for personal gain. We also have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving the server a unique feel.

Q: How can I join Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join the server by using the address: mc.javasurvival.com and joining our Discord server: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa.

Q: What are the server rules on Java Survival?

A: The server rules include no excessively offensive language, no politics or controversial topics, no hacking or cheating, no disturbing other players’ property, no building too close to others, being respectful and kind, and no advertising.

Q: How is the community on Java Survival SMP Server?

A: We value our community and strive to be the players’ primary Minecraft home. Players have a say in what goes on in the server, and we aim to provide an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.

BoomerRecon Minecraft Server

age difference, baby boomers, BoomerRecon, Boomers, Communication, Cultural differences, funny, generation gap, humor, internet humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, memes, Millennials, Minecraft, misunderstanding, older generation, reconcile, Server, social media, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Animals Bred:	183
Meteorites Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	130
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you cool kids out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see for yourself why boomers just can’t handle the awesomeness that awaits you!

LoliVoice Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, Confused, cute loli, girl voice, high pitched, japanese, Kawaii, LoliVoice, Minecraft, MODEL, Pitch, Server, Sound, Speech, strange, Tone, vocal, VOICE, WTF, young girl

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old voice chat? Look no further, because on our server, the model may be a cute loli, but her voice will have you questioning reality! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious voice chat moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew a cute loli could have such a wacky voice? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eardrums too)!

JoblessJokesterCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9268	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Items Found:	5228	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

SchoolCraze Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre events, crazy, crazy stories, funny, hilarious, memorable, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, School, school experiences, school memories, SchoolCraze, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Oh, you think your school is wild? Well, let me tell you about this Minecraft server where the craziest things happen on the daily! Picture this: a group of players built a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, only to have a group of creepers sabotage it and send everyone flying into the air! And that’s just the beginning.

We’ve got players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle against hordes of zombies, players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, and even a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and economy.

But the best part? The legendary treasure hunt that happens every month, where players have to solve riddles and navigate deadly traps to find the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants them unlimited power in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wildest school stories, come join us and see what kind of madness you can get into!

BillionaireCraft

abundance, achievement, assets, billionaire, BillionaireCraft, dreams fulfilled, Elite, exclusive, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, high society, influence, Investments, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, net worth, opportunities, power, prosperity, success, wealth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	334	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0

On our Minecraft server, you can become a virtual billionaire and live out all your wildest dreams! Want to build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride around on a golden horse while being showered with emeralds? Easy peasy. But the best part? Only billionaires on our server have access to the secret underground club where all the coolest mobs hang out. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve partied with a group of zombie pigmen and creepers. Join now and start living the high life – literally!

PixelatedPhoneAddict

addiction, behavior changes, digital addiction, digital age, excessive use, eye strain, future research, health risks, impact on children, long-term consequences, long-term effects, mental health, mobile devices, PixelatedPhoneAddict, screen addiction, screen time, smartphone use, societal impact, technological advancements, Technology, technology dependence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and discover the true power of mining and crafting!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas. That’s right, llamas! And if you can find them, they will grant you three wishes! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have diamond llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow block. It is said that whoever finds this block will gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with diamond llamas and rainbow blocks at your disposal? Let the madness begin!

MineFort: Pictureless Server

#Jing, afk strat, chapter 5, Cozy Mode, Crash the Party, Epic, expert mode, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, Homebase Status Report, Hotfix, LEGO Accounts, lego fortnite, metallica, MineFort, Mission Alerts, Pictureless, Quests, rocket racing, season 3, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Stats, wrecked

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we have quests, stats, and a shop that will blow your mind!

Join us and experience the AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. Our Season XP Leveling Pace will have you leveling up faster than you can say “creeper”.

But wait, there’s more! Crash the Party in Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked and experience the Fortnite Festival Season 4 where METALLICA lights up Fortnite!

And if that’s not enough, we have Rocket Racing with two new epic-made tracks, Lego Fortnite with Cozy Mode and Expert Mode, and even a Hotfix Homebase Status Report where you can survive the Horde!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit and don’t forget to join the Fortnite Crew June – Jing for even more epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember to Thank the Bus Driver in your last match! This is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, CraftyCreeperz, crime, Cryptic, detective, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 680261312, perplexing, Psychological, puzzling, Riddle, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	8808	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a party bus on steroids! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – they had to defeat a giant chicken boss to claim their loot! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” disco party every Saturday night. Picture this: a group of creepers busting out their best dance moves to funky music while players cheer them on. It’s a blast, literally!

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The stakes are high, the adrenaline is pumping, and the trash talk is top-notch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!