dandy’s world best distractors – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot Gang
AI Chatbot, aicg, Blacklist, Botmaking, Bots, chatbot, Chub, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, cost-efficient intelligence, Events, Frontends, Gang, Gemini, guides, Hag thread, Jailbreaks, Llama 3.1, local ], logs, Meta, Miku edition, Minecraft, Mini, Mistral Large 2, models, multimodal, NSFL, NSFW, OP templates, opus, proxies, reborncard v3, services assessment, smp
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also building epic structures and battling virtual llamas! Our latest update includes the release of Mistral Large 2, which is 60% cheaper than a 3.5-turbo llama (yes, llamas are our currency now). But that’s not all, we also have Claude 3.5 Sonnet, which outperforms Opus and can recite Shakespearean sonnets while mining for diamonds.
To join our server, you must first pass the test of seeing all the cards in chub (don’t ask what that means, just do it). And make sure to enable nsfw/nsfl content and clear your blacklist for maximum fun. Our lore is so epic, it rivals the tales of Herobrine himself.
But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is for the bots! We have AI chatbots that can outbuild any player and outwit any creeper. Visit characterhub.org for a chance to chat with Miku herself (yes, she’s a bot now). And don’t forget to check out our botmaking guides, because who needs redstone when you have AI?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build, chat, and llama our way to victory!

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OfficeSurvivalMinecraftSMP
corporate hacks, corporate survival, corporate thrive, creative hacks, office creativity, office efficiency, office hacks, office innovation, office productivity, office strategies, office success, office survival, office thrive, office tips, office tricks, OfficeSurvivalMinecraftSMP, productivity tips, survive in office, thrive in office, Work Hacks, workplace hacks
Are you tired of your boring office job and ready to escape to a world of blocks and adventures? Join our Minecraft SMP where office politics are replaced with creeper explosions and water cooler chats are about building epic structures!
Our server is the perfect place to hone your corporate skills in a whole new way. Need to impress your boss with your problem-solving abilities? Try navigating through a maze of lava traps and zombie hordes to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds.
Looking to network with other professionals? Join our virtual boardroom meetings where you can discuss strategy and teamwork while battling it out in intense PvP battles.
And if you’re feeling burnt out from all the office drama, take a break and relax in our luxurious virtual spa, complete with hot tubs and sauna rooms made entirely out of obsidian.
So why waste your time in a stuffy office when you could be building your empire in the world of Minecraft? Join us today and let your inner corporate warrior shine!

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RewindCraft: Time Travel Fun!
altering history, Alternate Timeline, Changing the past, Decision making, do-over, FANTASY, Fun, hindsight, hypothetical scenario, life choices, missed opportunities, opportunity, parallel universe, past mistakes, Reflection, regret, rewind time, RewindCraft, second chance, Time, time travel, travel, what would you do, wish fulfillment
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you have the chance to rewind time once! That’s right, you can go back and fix all your mistakes, like that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT (oops).
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical time-traveling portal that takes you to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember, with great power to rewind time comes great responsibility…and plenty of opportunities for mischief!

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MaduroCraft: Officially Recognized PvP
controversy, Democracy, Disputed, disputed election, disputed outcome, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Nations, officially, Officials, opposition, Politics, PvP, recognise, recognized, rival, south america, Venezuela, Victor, WIN
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy story like venezuelan officials ratifying maduro as the winner but then other nations recognizing the rival as the true victor. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come build your own crazy government and see if you can keep the peace or start a revolution. join now for all the chaos and fun!

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ElectroMinecraft: White Matter Recovery
Brain, Drugs, electromagnetic stimuli, ElectroMinecraft, matter, medical advancements, nerve activity, nerve damage, nerve function, nerve recovery, nerve regeneration, nerve restoration, Neurological Research, neuroscience, Recovery, research, spinal cord, spinal cord injuries, targeted delivery, treatments, White, White matter, white matter study
So, like, you know how sometimes you fall off a cliff in Minecraft and break your virtual spine? Well, on this server, we got this crazy white matter stuff that can totally help you recover from your virtual spinal cord injuries! Like, imagine being able to walk again in the game after a tragic fall off a blocky mountain!
Our research on white matter is like, groundbreaking, dude. We’re looking at this part of the brain and spinal cord that no one has really paid attention to before. And get this – we might be able to use electromagnetic stimuli or drugs to bring your virtual nerves back to life! It’s like a virtual miracle, man.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also about healing your virtual injuries, then come on over! Who knows, you might even become the first player to walk again after a tragic fall off a virtual cliff. It’s like Minecraft meets Grey’s Anatomy, but way more fun and blocky.

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Looking for players who won’t cry when they get blown up by a creeper in “Competitive Crafty Chaos” server!

Adventure, Bedwars, BLOWN, building, Chaos, Community, competitive, Crafty, Creative, creeper, cry, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, Players, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Wont

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	PVP
Server Launch Date	In 2 days
Pay-to-Win (P2W)	No
Server Rules	Good and thought out PVP rules
Special Event	Mace hunt
Server Features	Competitive PVP, content creators, anarchy gameplay, life steal

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do the mods have operator (OP) privileges?	No, the mods do not have OP privileges to prevent admin abuse.
Is the server PVP-focused?	Yes, the server is oriented towards PVP gameplay.
What kind of special event does the server have?	There is a mace hunt as soon as the server starts.
Is the server competitive?	Yes, the server has competitive PVPers.
Can I join the server with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server.
Is the server gameplay anarchy style?	Yes, the server features anarchy gameplay.
What is the server’s Discord link?	https://discord.gg/pZWY2K6H

MineStar Media: Minecraft Server
crime, digital misinformation, digital responsibility, internet regulation, Keir Starmer, law enforcement, Media, Minecraft, minestar, Misinformation, misinformation crackdown, ONLINE, online incitement, Online platforms, online safety, public order, Public Safety, Server, social media, social media regulation, social media responsibility, Violent behavior, Violent disorder
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for some chaotic fun where players engage in violent disorder…but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Imagine a world where online beefs escalate into epic battles, where the law must be upheld even in the virtual realm. Join us and be part of the madness as we create mayhem and mischief like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and unpredictable?
So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and keeps you on your toes, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some insane adventures!

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Minecraft SMP: TheDirtyBlockPlayer
anticipation, chance, consent, desire, Envision, EXCITEMENT, Experience, FANTASY, first time, INTIMATE, longing, Minecraft, Nervous, opportunity, passionate, Picky, relationship, Romantic, sex, smp, soulmate, TheDirtyBlockPlayer
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is finding true love! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through a creeper-infested forest.
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. From building epic bases to forming alliances with other players, there’s never a dull moment in our world.
And hey, who knows? You might just find your player two in the most unexpected of places. So why wait for the perfect moment when you can seize the day and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see where it takes you. After all, in a world as unpredictable as Minecraft, anything is possible – including finding love in the most unexpected of places.

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HateCraft Minecraft Server
absent father, abusive father, anger, Breaking Point, Emotional Abuse, family tension, fear, financial provider, HateCraft, Hell, Job, Minecraft, physical abuse, questioning boundaries, Resentment, respectful, Rude, Server, standing up, strained relationship, Suffering, taking care, Understanding
Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any abusive dads ruining the vibe.
Imagine a world where you can create anything you want, without fear of emotional or physical abuse. Build a castle, explore new lands, and make friends who support you unconditionally. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only drama is creeper explosions!
Join now and leave your family drama at the door. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. Who needs a toxic dad when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive players? Let’s create a world where love and creativity reign supreme!

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CraftyCreeperz
Accountability, anger, bus incident, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, education, IEP, kindergarten, negligence, overreacting, parenting, Protocol, Safety, school board, school mistake, Scorched Earth, serious mistakes, special needs, spectrum, switch schools, Trust
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even a herd of stampeding pigs couldn’t keep up.
Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and mayhem, just like the time my pet chicken learned how to ride a minecart and took over the entire server.
We promise an experience more thrilling than trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword. And hey, at least on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting on the wrong bus like poor little Timmy here.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server.

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