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HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Beach, civil liberties, control, controversy, cultural norms, enforce, escalates, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, public spaces, religious freedom, SECURITY, Server, Social Issues, Surveillance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got more police than Iran has on their beaches! We got 7,000 police officers making sure everyone wears a hijab in the game. It’s like a fashion show meets a police state, but in Minecraft! Plus, our admins are like ninjas, always lurking in the shadows ready to ban anyone who breaks the rules. So come join us and experience the thrill of being watched by more cops than a beach in Iran!

CraftyUkraine700

assistance package, bilateral cooperation, CraftyUkraine700, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european politics, european union, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, France, government funding, infrastructure support, international relations, Investment, long-term commitment, Partnership, reconstruction efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4711
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Towns Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Crops Grown:	6468
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4999	Mines Excavated:	1370
Players Killed by Monsters:	3804	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ores Mined:	8112	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3768	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!